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Homer: How is it that you speak English?

Alien: Actually, we're speaking Rigellian. By coincidence, our languages are exactly the same.

—The Simpsons, a Treehouse of Horror short.

To make things easier, everyone speaks English.

—A short story about humans meeting aliens. In Portuguese.

Graeme: How come I can understand you? Are you using some neural language router?

Paul: Actually, I'm speaking English you fucking idiot!

—Paul

Farnsworth: Our only hope is to communicate with the aliens, and show them our peaceful intentions.

Bender: Perhaps they speak perfect English... as do we.

Farnsworth: We can't take that chance! We'll need my universal auto-translator!

—Futurama, "Reincarnation"

The humans are having a dick-waving competition with various aliens that all speak perfect English, in various American dialects.

—Yahtzee reviewing Mass Effect

Letter: Dear Stargate SG-1, why do all the aliens speak English?

Christopher Judge: Oh Crap, they found out about that.

—Sci Fi Channel Stargate SG 1 special

Chel: Hmm... How do you speak English so well?

Lexx: I'm not speaking English. You're speaking Galactic Standard.

—Alien Dice, in a rare Inversion

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 {{quote|'''Homer:''' How is it that you speak English?<br />
-'''Alien:''' Actually, we're speaking Rigellian. By coincidence, our languages are exactly the same.|''[[The Simpsons (Animation)|The Simpsons]]'', a [[Treehouse of Horror]] short.}}
+'''Alien:''' Actually, we're speaking Rigellian. By coincidence, our languages are exactly the same.|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', a [[Treehouse of Horror]] short.}}
 {{quote|''To make things easier, everyone speaks English.''|A short story about humans meeting aliens. In Portuguese.}}
 {{quote|'''Graeme''': How come I can understand you? Are you using some neural language router?<br />
-'''Paul''': Actually, I'm speaking English you fucking idiot! |''[[Paul (Film)|Paul]]''}}
+'''Paul''': Actually, I'm speaking English you fucking idiot! |''[[Paul]]''}}
 {{quote|'''Farnsworth:''' Our only hope is to communicate with the aliens, and show them our peaceful intentions.<br />
 '''Bender:''' Perhaps they speak perfect English... as do we.<br />
-'''Farnsworth:''' We can't take that chance! We'll need my universal auto-translator!|''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]'', "Reincarnation"}}
+'''Farnsworth:''' We can't take that chance! We'll need my universal auto-translator!|''[[Futurama]]'', "Reincarnation"}}
-{{quote|''The humans are having a dick-waving competition with various aliens that all speak perfect English, in various American dialects.''|'''[[Zero Punctuation (Web Animation)|Yahtzee]]''' reviewing ''[[Mass Effect (Video Game)|Mass Effect]]''}}
+{{quote|''The humans are having a dick-waving competition with various aliens that all speak perfect English, in various American dialects.''|'''[[Zero Punctuation|Yahtzee]]''' reviewing ''[[Mass Effect]]''}}
 {{quote|'''''Letter''': Dear Stargate SG-1, why do all the aliens speak English? <br />
-'''Christopher Judge''': [[Oh Crap]], they found out about that.'' |[[Sci Fi Channel]] ''[[Stargate SG 1 (TV)|Stargate SG 1]]'' special}}
+'''Christopher Judge''': [[Oh Crap]], they found out about that.'' |[[Sci Fi Channel]] ''[[Stargate SG-1|Stargate SG 1]]'' special}}
 {{quote|'''''Chel''': Hmm... How do you speak English so well? <br />