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{{quote|''"Oh, teenagers. Even on a gigantic luxury cruiser, they'll still find the back seat of a car when it's time for sex."''|'''[[Riff Trax]]''': ''[[Titanic]]''}}
{{quote|'''Abby''': My first time was in a cab.
'''Ziva''': First time for what?
'''McGee''': Front seat or back?
'''Abby''': Back. Well, both, kinda.
'''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier.
'''Abby and McGee''': Of course it was.|''[[NCIS]]'', "Trojan Horse"}}
{{quote|''You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, [[Mile-High Club|an airplane bathroom]], a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.''|'''Kang & Kodos''', ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
{{quote|''When this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'''|'''Bumper sticker''' }}
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Abby: My first time was in a cab. —NCIS, "Trojan Horse"
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You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.
—Kang & Kodos, The Simpsons
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When this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
—Bumper sticker
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