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"Oh, teenagers. Even on a gigantic luxury cruiser, they'll still find the back seat of a car when it's time for sex."

—Riff Trax: Titanic

Abby: My first time was in a cab.
Ziva: First time for what?
McGee: Front seat or back?
Abby: Back. Well, both, kinda.
Ziva: Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier.

Abby and McGee: Of course it was.

—NCIS, "Trojan Horse"

You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.

—Kang & Kodos, The Simpsons

When this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'

—Bumper sticker

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