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{{quote|''"Oh, teenagers. Even on a gigantic luxury cruiser, they'll still find the back seat of a car when it's time for sex."''|'''[[Rifftrax]]''': ''[[Titanic (Film)|Titanic]]''}}
{{quote|''"Oh, teenagers. Even on a gigantic luxury cruiser, they'll still find the back seat of a car when it's time for sex."''|'''[[Riff Trax]]''': ''[[Titanic]]''}}


{{quote|'''Abby''': My first time was in a cab.<br />
{{quote|'''Abby''': My first time was in a cab.<br />
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'''Abby''': Back. Well, both, kinda.<br />
'''Abby''': Back. Well, both, kinda.<br />
'''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier.<br />
'''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier.<br />
'''Abby and McGee''': Of course it was.|''[[NCIS (TV)|NCIS]]'', "Trojan Horse"}}
'''Abby and McGee''': Of course it was.|''[[NCIS]]'', "Trojan Horse"}}


{{quote|''You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, [[Mile-High Club|an airplane bathroom]], a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.''|'''Kang & Kodos''', ''[[The Simpsons (Animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
{{quote|''You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, [[Mile-High Club|an airplane bathroom]], a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.''|'''Kang & Kodos''', ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}


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"Oh, teenagers. Even on a gigantic luxury cruiser, they'll still find the back seat of a car when it's time for sex."

Abby: My first time was in a cab.

Ziva: First time for what?

McGee: Front seat or back?

Abby: Back. Well, both, kinda.

Ziva: Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier.

Abby and McGee: Of course it was.
NCIS, "Trojan Horse"
You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.
Kang & Kodos, The Simpsons