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== Nyperold's Vast Collection of 'Azumanga Daioh!' Haikus ==
== Nyperold's Vast Collection of 'Azumanga Daioh!' Haikus ==
Teacher's chain comes off<br />When a student stops to help<br />Takes the bike and rides
Teacher's chain comes off<br />When a student stops to help<br />Takes the bike and rides
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Just in time for class<br />Three sizes are a secret<br />But it's the wrong room
Just in time for class<br />Three sizes are a secret<br />But it's the wrong room
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


New transfer student<br />Good thing in a small package<br />She's just ten years old?!?
New transfer student<br />Good thing in a small package<br />She's just ten years old?!?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Cooking is so fun<br />Yay, it's ready! Or is it<br />Not cooking at all?
Cooking is so fun<br />Yay, it's ready! Or is it<br />Not cooking at all?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Master and student<br />Chihiro's helping Chiyo?<br />Other way around
Master and student<br />Chihiro's helping Chiyo?<br />Other way around
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Making her own lunch<br />And string figures, good at them<br />Not tongue twisters, though
Making her own lunch<br />And string figures, good at them<br />Not tongue twisters, though
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Forgotten homework<br />Chiyo cowers at the front<br />Tap power reduced
Forgotten homework<br />Chiyo cowers at the front<br />Tap power reduced
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Cooking is so fun<br />Yay, it's ready! Cookies, cake!<br />Don't tell them to wait!
Cooking is so fun<br />Yay, it's ready! Cookies, cake!<br />Don't tell them to wait!
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Sakaki's scary<br />Vet, florist, stuffed toy vendor?<br />Maybe really nice...
Sakaki's scary<br />Vet, florist, stuffed toy vendor?<br />Maybe really nice...
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Sakaki is cool<br />So say all the other girls<br />...What was that cute thing?
Sakaki is cool<br />So say all the other girls<br />...What was that cute thing?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


"Are you in a club?<br />I'm in astronomy club.<br />Would you be..." *runs off*
"Are you in a club?<br />I'm in astronomy club.<br />Would you be..." *runs off*
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


What a nice spring day!<br />Look, a doggie being walked!<br />Stretch, and then go run
What a nice spring day!<br />Look, a doggie being walked!<br />Stretch, and then go run
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Oh, hey, it's a cat<br />Should I try to pet it? Yeah.<br />What could it hurt-- *CHOMP*
Oh, hey, it's a cat<br />Should I try to pet it? Yeah.<br />What could it hurt-- *CHOMP*
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


"Why's your hand wrapped up?"<br />"Maybe he was in a mood."<br />"Did she have a fight?"
"Why's your hand wrapped up?"<br />"Maybe he was in a mood."<br />"Did she have a fight?"
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


The same cat again<br />Good mood? A second attempt<br />Ends up the same way
The same cat again<br />Good mood? A second attempt<br />Ends up the same way
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Tomo Takino<br />Hyper is her middle name<br />Or just "Wildcat"
Tomo Takino<br />Hyper is her middle name<br />Or just "Wildcat"
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Yukari? I'm late!<br />Standing out in the hallway<br />Not that teacher cares
Yukari? I'm late!<br />Standing out in the hallway<br />Not that teacher cares
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Lasting five minutes,<br />Then ten, fifteen, and twenty,<br />At which point she falls
Lasting five minutes,<br />Then ten, fifteen, and twenty,<br />At which point she falls
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Challenging Chiyo<br />Neither know the answer. Yay!<br />Now she says they're tied
Challenging Chiyo<br />Neither know the answer. Yay!<br />Now she says they're tied
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Going out for bread<br />A speedy return! Too bad<br />No one was timing
Going out for bread<br />A speedy return! Too bad<br />No one was timing
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Racing Sakaki<br />Starting with an advantage<br />Moving mountains back
Racing Sakaki<br />Starting with an advantage<br />Moving mountains back
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Tomo's in the lead?<br />Not for long; she falls behind<br />She's the runner-up!
Tomo's in the lead?<br />Not for long; she falls behind<br />She's the runner-up!
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Another transfer<br />But she comes from Osaka<br />A new tsukkomi?
Another transfer<br />But she comes from Osaka<br />A new tsukkomi?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Introductions made<br />Teacher expects Kansai-ben?<br />Reluctantly done
Introductions made<br />Teacher expects Kansai-ben?<br />Reluctantly done
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Osaka busts myths<br />Takoyaki expected<br />"Nandeyanen?" "YAY!"
Osaka busts myths<br />Takoyaki expected<br />"Nandeyanen?" "YAY!"
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Get it together<br />Paying attention in class? No.<br />Busy saying it
Get it together<br />Paying attention in class? No.<br />Busy saying it
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Nickname acquired<br />But it's after her hometown<br />Now it's stuck for good
Nickname acquired<br />But it's after her hometown<br />Now it's stuck for good
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Follow Osaka<br />Watch her wait at the crosswalk<br />Whoops, it's red again...
Follow Osaka<br />Watch her wait at the crosswalk<br />Whoops, it's red again...
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Notice Chiyo-chan<br />She's a super-smart student<br />Not a smart aleck
Notice Chiyo-chan<br />She's a super-smart student<br />Not a smart aleck
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Osaka's spacey?<br />Soap slips, and handkerchief falls<br />Now it's soaking wet
Osaka's spacey?<br />Soap slips, and handkerchief falls<br />Now it's soaking wet
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Those tiny bubbles<br />In my eyes make me track 'em<br />And miss everything
Those tiny bubbles<br />In my eyes make me track 'em<br />And miss everything
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


A scream? Huge cockroach!<br />Tomo pursues, swatting friends<br />Before killing it
A scream? Huge cockroach!<br />Tomo pursues, swatting friends<br />Before killing it
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Now it's on her book<br />Yukari cannot advise<br />Too squeamish to help
Now it's on her book<br />Yukari cannot advise<br />Too squeamish to help
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Osaka races<br />Chiyo is slightly faster<br />Is she just too smart?
Osaka races<br />Chiyo is slightly faster<br />Is she just too smart?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Now for volleyball<br />Splitting into groups of six<br />What? Ten million yen?
Now for volleyball<br />Splitting into groups of six<br />What? Ten million yen?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Served by Chihiro<br />Chiyo and Yomi set up<br />Sakaki's great spike
Served by Chihiro<br />Chiyo and Yomi set up<br />Sakaki's great spike
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


What's Osaka's aim?<br />To be just like Sakaki<br />Not to take her out
What's Osaka's aim?<br />To be just like Sakaki<br />Not to take her out
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Tomo's power serve<br />Pegs the back of Chiyo's head<br />Will she be okay?
Tomo's power serve<br />Pegs the back of Chiyo's head<br />Will she be okay?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Overhead passing<br />Osaka and Chiyo-chan<br />Get their facials here
Overhead passing<br />Osaka and Chiyo-chan<br />Get their facials here
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Osaka totters<br />Balanced badly, scaring them<br />Until she sits down
Osaka totters<br />Balanced badly, scaring them<br />Until she sits down
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Opening her lunch<br />Tomo finds a nice surprise<br />All her top three foods!
Opening her lunch<br />Tomo finds a nice surprise<br />All her top three foods!
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Concentrating hard<br />Osaka pulls carefully<br />Splits her chopsticks clean
Concentrating hard<br />Osaka pulls carefully<br />Splits her chopsticks clean
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Yomi likes spicy<br />Osaka can't handle it<br />Mischievous Yomi
Yomi likes spicy<br />Osaka can't handle it<br />Mischievous Yomi
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Osaka tries it<br />Now her mouth is burning up<br />Then she has hiccups
Osaka tries it<br />Now her mouth is burning up<br />Then she has hiccups
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Try drinking some juice<br />Now with plugged up ears and nose<br />But it doesn't work
Try drinking some juice<br />Now with plugged up ears and nose<br />But it doesn't work
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Balanced on chopsticks?<br />The cup falls off, spilling juice<br />Time for music class
Balanced on chopsticks?<br />The cup falls off, spilling juice<br />Time for music class
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Hiccups don't help out<br />Playing a wind instrument<br />Will you knock that off?!?
Hiccups don't help out<br />Playing a wind instrument<br />Will you knock that off?!?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Osaka's hiccups<br />Have stayed over two hours<br />Will she die today?
Osaka's hiccups<br />Have stayed over two hours<br />Will she die today?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Next, the fear gambit<br />Please, Osaka, be afraid!<br />Chiyo's not scary
Next, the fear gambit<br />Please, Osaka, be afraid!<br />Chiyo's not scary
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Smacking on the back<br />Isn't good at curing them<br />That's when you're choking
Smacking on the back<br />Isn't good at curing them<br />That's when you're choking
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Spasms in the diaphragm<br />Punch in the solar plexus<br />Just puts her in pain
Spasms in the diaphragm<br />Punch in the solar plexus<br />Just puts her in pain
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Sakaki chimes in<br />She has a folk remedy<br />Just brew some kaki
Sakaki chimes in<br />She has a folk remedy<br />Just brew some kaki
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Ah, the classic cure<br />Holding your breath for a time<br />Whoops, that went too fast
Ah, the classic cure<br />Holding your breath for a time<br />Whoops, that went too fast
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Push on the eyeballs<br />And when that doesn't do it<br />Pull on her tongue. Ow!
Push on the eyeballs<br />And when that doesn't do it<br />Pull on her tongue. Ow!
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Give it to someone?<br />Sounds a bit hokey, but still --<br />Don't give it to me!
Give it to someone?<br />Sounds a bit hokey, but still --<br />Don't give it to me!
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Could be that she's sick<br />What might be the problem here?<br />Probably the brain
Could be that she's sick<br />What might be the problem here?<br />Probably the brain
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


While they discuss<br />Chiyo notices they've stopped<br />But what was the cure?
While they discuss<br />Chiyo notices they've stopped<br />But what was the cure?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


All's well that ends well<br />Except Chiyo has them now?<br />Try it all again!
All's well that ends well<br />Except Chiyo has them now?<br />Try it all again!
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Sharks and dolphins are<br />Fish and mammals, so therefore<br />Snails are insects?
Sharks and dolphins are<br />Fish and mammals, so therefore<br />Snails are insects?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Osaka's trying<br />To instigate a punch line<br />But they don't know it
Osaka's trying<br />To instigate a punch line<br />But they don't know it
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Chiyo's pigtails<br />Connected, detachable?<br />Could she get new ones?
Chiyo's pigtails<br />Connected, detachable?<br />Could she get new ones?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Jolted from her thought<br />Osaka's shaken awake<br />Hey! Don't fall asleep!
Jolted from her thought<br />Osaka's shaken awake<br />Hey! Don't fall asleep!
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Chiyo is called in<br />Kurosawa-sensei gives<br />her her new swimsuit
Chiyo is called in<br />Kurosawa-sensei gives<br />her her new swimsuit
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Yukari comes in<br />Talks about going drinking<br />Now is not the time
Yukari comes in<br />Talks about going drinking<br />Now is not the time
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


"Nyamo"? What's that?<br />Kurosawa's old nickname<br />Don't use it at work
"Nyamo"? What's that?<br />Kurosawa's old nickname<br />Don't use it at work
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Yukari's messy<br />But she can find everything<br />...The dictionary?
Yukari's messy<br />But she can find everything<br />...The dictionary?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Starts an avalanche<br />Chiyo holds it up, but then<br />is buried... again
Starts an avalanche<br />Chiyo holds it up, but then<br />is buried... again
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Tomo and Yomi<br />Outrank teachers easily<br />In terms of classmates
Tomo and Yomi<br />Outrank teachers easily<br />In terms of classmates
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Chiyo doesn't have<br />Any classmates from past grades<br />Isn't that a shock
Chiyo doesn't have<br />Any classmates from past grades<br />Isn't that a shock
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Tomo tells of bread<br />that evolved into monsters<br />...It was made up, right?
Tomo tells of bread<br />that evolved into monsters<br />...It was made up, right?
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}


Minamo begins<br />To tell about Yukari<br />But Yukari sings
Minamo begins<br />To tell about Yukari<br />But Yukari sings
{{quote| [[User:Nyperold]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nyperold]]}}




Who is Nyperold?!<br />Azumanga's only fan?!<br />TOMO could do this!
Who is Nyperold?!<br />Azumanga's only fan?!<br />TOMO could do this!
{{quote| [[User:Slopeslider]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Slopeslider]]}}


[[Critical Research Failure|"Reindeer don't exist,"]]<br />Says Tomo. Yet she is wrong.<br />Wails, [[Villainous Breakdown|"I'm not stupid!"]]
[[Critical Research Failure|"Reindeer don't exist,"]]<br />Says Tomo. Yet she is wrong.<br />Wails, [[Villainous Breakdown|"I'm not stupid!"]]
{{quote| [[User:Nat The Writer]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nat The Writer]]}}


Nyamo is drunk<br />[[The Talk|And sharing some deep wisdom.]]<br />[[Just a Kid|Chiyo is baffled.]]
Nyamo is drunk<br />[[The Talk|And sharing some deep wisdom.]]<br />[[Just a Kid|Chiyo is baffled.]]
{{quote| [[User:Nat The Writer]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Nat The Writer]]}}


Wow, there's a lot here!<br />So many clever haikus<br />About this weird show.
Wow, there's a lot here!<br />So many clever haikus<br />About this weird show.
{{quote| [[User:Sgt Frog 1]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Sgt Frog 1]]}}


Okinawa mountains<br />Home to wildcats and trees<br />And Sakaki's pet
Okinawa mountains<br />Home to wildcats and trees<br />And Sakaki's pet
{{quote| [[User:Man Called True]]}}
{{quote|[[User:Man Called True]]}}


"We're Team Seaslug!" "What?!"<br />"But why?! They're so..." ''[[Beat|[a brief pause] ]]''<br />"Go Team Seaslug!" "Yay..."
"We're Team Seaslug!" "What?!"<br />"But why?! They're so..." ''[[Beat|[a brief pause] ]]''<br />"Go Team Seaslug!" "Yay..."
{{quote| --[[User:The Hero Hartmut]]}}
{{quote|--[[User:The Hero Hartmut]]}}


Farewell to their school<br />Yet they will all still be friends<br />Even with [[Jerkass|Tomo]]
Farewell to their school<br />Yet they will all still be friends<br />Even with [[Jerkass|Tomo]]
{{quote| --/Bobbk}}
{{quote|--/Bobbk}}


Why do you all think<br />"Nyamo" has three syllables?<br />Nya. Mo. Only ''two''.
Why do you all think<br />"Nyamo" has three syllables?<br />Nya. Mo. Only ''two''.
{{quote| --[[User:Sensei Le Roof]]}}
{{quote|--[[User:Sensei Le Roof]]}}




Creepy orange cat...<br />Sakaki believes he is<br />Chiyo's real father.
Creepy orange cat...<br />Sakaki believes he is<br />Chiyo's real father.
{{quote| --[[User:Ruise]]}}
{{quote|--[[User:Ruise]]}}


Summer vacation!<br />Tomo throws the keys away.<br />Everyone is pissed.
Summer vacation!<br />Tomo throws the keys away.<br />Everyone is pissed.
{{quote| --[[User:Ruise]]}}
{{quote|--[[User:Ruise]]}}


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Revision as of 23:21, 7 August 2014


Nyperold's Vast Collection of 'Azumanga Daioh!' Haikus

Teacher's chain comes off
When a student stops to help
Takes the bike and rides

User:Nyperold

Just in time for class
Three sizes are a secret
But it's the wrong room

User:Nyperold

New transfer student
Good thing in a small package
She's just ten years old?!?

User:Nyperold

Cooking is so fun
Yay, it's ready! Or is it
Not cooking at all?

User:Nyperold

Master and student
Chihiro's helping Chiyo?
Other way around

User:Nyperold

Making her own lunch
And string figures, good at them
Not tongue twisters, though

User:Nyperold

Forgotten homework
Chiyo cowers at the front
Tap power reduced

User:Nyperold

Cooking is so fun
Yay, it's ready! Cookies, cake!
Don't tell them to wait!

User:Nyperold

Sakaki's scary
Vet, florist, stuffed toy vendor?
Maybe really nice...

User:Nyperold

Sakaki is cool
So say all the other girls
...What was that cute thing?

User:Nyperold

"Are you in a club?
I'm in astronomy club.
Would you be..." *runs off*

User:Nyperold

What a nice spring day!
Look, a doggie being walked!
Stretch, and then go run

User:Nyperold

Oh, hey, it's a cat
Should I try to pet it? Yeah.
What could it hurt-- *CHOMP*

User:Nyperold

"Why's your hand wrapped up?"
"Maybe he was in a mood."
"Did she have a fight?"

User:Nyperold

The same cat again
Good mood? A second attempt
Ends up the same way

User:Nyperold

Tomo Takino
Hyper is her middle name
Or just "Wildcat"

User:Nyperold

Yukari? I'm late!
Standing out in the hallway
Not that teacher cares

User:Nyperold

Lasting five minutes,
Then ten, fifteen, and twenty,
At which point she falls

User:Nyperold

Challenging Chiyo
Neither know the answer. Yay!
Now she says they're tied

User:Nyperold

Going out for bread
A speedy return! Too bad
No one was timing

User:Nyperold

Racing Sakaki
Starting with an advantage
Moving mountains back

User:Nyperold

Tomo's in the lead?
Not for long; she falls behind
She's the runner-up!

User:Nyperold

Another transfer
But she comes from Osaka
A new tsukkomi?

User:Nyperold

Introductions made
Teacher expects Kansai-ben?
Reluctantly done

User:Nyperold

Osaka busts myths
Takoyaki expected
"Nandeyanen?" "YAY!"

User:Nyperold

Get it together
Paying attention in class? No.
Busy saying it

User:Nyperold

Nickname acquired
But it's after her hometown
Now it's stuck for good

User:Nyperold

Follow Osaka
Watch her wait at the crosswalk
Whoops, it's red again...

User:Nyperold

Notice Chiyo-chan
She's a super-smart student
Not a smart aleck

User:Nyperold

Osaka's spacey?
Soap slips, and handkerchief falls
Now it's soaking wet

User:Nyperold

Those tiny bubbles
In my eyes make me track 'em
And miss everything

User:Nyperold

A scream? Huge cockroach!
Tomo pursues, swatting friends
Before killing it

User:Nyperold

Now it's on her book
Yukari cannot advise
Too squeamish to help

User:Nyperold

Osaka races
Chiyo is slightly faster
Is she just too smart?

User:Nyperold

Now for volleyball
Splitting into groups of six
What? Ten million yen?

User:Nyperold

Served by Chihiro
Chiyo and Yomi set up
Sakaki's great spike

User:Nyperold

What's Osaka's aim?
To be just like Sakaki
Not to take her out

User:Nyperold

Tomo's power serve
Pegs the back of Chiyo's head
Will she be okay?

User:Nyperold

Overhead passing
Osaka and Chiyo-chan
Get their facials here

User:Nyperold

Osaka totters
Balanced badly, scaring them
Until she sits down

User:Nyperold

Opening her lunch
Tomo finds a nice surprise
All her top three foods!

User:Nyperold

Concentrating hard
Osaka pulls carefully
Splits her chopsticks clean

User:Nyperold

Yomi likes spicy
Osaka can't handle it
Mischievous Yomi

User:Nyperold

Osaka tries it
Now her mouth is burning up
Then she has hiccups

User:Nyperold

Try drinking some juice
Now with plugged up ears and nose
But it doesn't work

User:Nyperold

Balanced on chopsticks?
The cup falls off, spilling juice
Time for music class

User:Nyperold

Hiccups don't help out
Playing a wind instrument
Will you knock that off?!?

User:Nyperold

Osaka's hiccups
Have stayed over two hours
Will she die today?

User:Nyperold

Next, the fear gambit
Please, Osaka, be afraid!
Chiyo's not scary

User:Nyperold

Smacking on the back
Isn't good at curing them
That's when you're choking

User:Nyperold

Spasms in the diaphragm
Punch in the solar plexus
Just puts her in pain

User:Nyperold

Sakaki chimes in
She has a folk remedy
Just brew some kaki

User:Nyperold

Ah, the classic cure
Holding your breath for a time
Whoops, that went too fast

User:Nyperold

Push on the eyeballs
And when that doesn't do it
Pull on her tongue. Ow!

User:Nyperold

Give it to someone?
Sounds a bit hokey, but still --
Don't give it to me!

User:Nyperold

Could be that she's sick
What might be the problem here?
Probably the brain

User:Nyperold

While they discuss
Chiyo notices they've stopped
But what was the cure?

User:Nyperold

All's well that ends well
Except Chiyo has them now?
Try it all again!

User:Nyperold

Sharks and dolphins are
Fish and mammals, so therefore
Snails are insects?

User:Nyperold

Osaka's trying
To instigate a punch line
But they don't know it

User:Nyperold

Chiyo's pigtails
Connected, detachable?
Could she get new ones?

User:Nyperold

Jolted from her thought
Osaka's shaken awake
Hey! Don't fall asleep!

User:Nyperold

Chiyo is called in
Kurosawa-sensei gives
her her new swimsuit

User:Nyperold

Yukari comes in
Talks about going drinking
Now is not the time

User:Nyperold

"Nyamo"? What's that?
Kurosawa's old nickname
Don't use it at work

User:Nyperold

Yukari's messy
But she can find everything
...The dictionary?

User:Nyperold

Starts an avalanche
Chiyo holds it up, but then
is buried... again

User:Nyperold

Tomo and Yomi
Outrank teachers easily
In terms of classmates

User:Nyperold

Chiyo doesn't have
Any classmates from past grades
Isn't that a shock

User:Nyperold

Tomo tells of bread
that evolved into monsters
...It was made up, right?

User:Nyperold

Minamo begins
To tell about Yukari
But Yukari sings

User:Nyperold


Who is Nyperold?!
Azumanga's only fan?!
TOMO could do this!

User:Slopeslider

"Reindeer don't exist,"
Says Tomo. Yet she is wrong.
Wails, "I'm not stupid!"

User:Nat The Writer

Nyamo is drunk
And sharing some deep wisdom.
Chiyo is baffled.

User:Nat The Writer

Wow, there's a lot here!
So many clever haikus
About this weird show.

User:Sgt Frog 1

Okinawa mountains
Home to wildcats and trees
And Sakaki's pet

User:Man Called True

"We're Team Seaslug!" "What?!"
"But why?! They're so..." [a brief pause]
"Go Team Seaslug!" "Yay..."

--User:The Hero Hartmut

Farewell to their school
Yet they will all still be friends
Even with Tomo

--/Bobbk

Why do you all think
"Nyamo" has three syllables?
Nya. Mo. Only two.

--User:Sensei Le Roof


Creepy orange cat...
Sakaki believes he is
Chiyo's real father.

--User:Ruise

Summer vacation!
Tomo throws the keys away.
Everyone is pissed.

--User:Ruise

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