Batman: The Brave and the Bold/Quotes

Plastic Man: "Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Because I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls, with harpoon guns, stealing a boat."
Batman: "It's Gorilla Grodd."
Plastic Man: "It's messed up is what it is."

—"Terror on Dinosaur Island!"

"Batman's rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, this is a lighter incarnation, but it's certainly no less valid and true to the character's roots than the tortured avenger crying out for mommy and daddy. And besides, those bunnies look really scary, right?!"
Bat-Mite, trying to placate the more irritating fanboys while extolling the show's virtues.

—"Legends of the Dark Mite!"

Blue Beetle: Hey Batman, can I ask you a question?
Batman: No.
Blue Beetle: It's about girls.
Batman: No.

—"Night of the Huntress!"

"Holy involuntary acrobatics!"

—Speedy, after being possessed by former circus acrobat Deadman. "Dawn of the Dead Man!"

"I am vengeance! I am the Night! I AM BATMAN!"

—Green Arrow, substituting. "Night of the Batmen!"

Batman: So, this is really it.
Ambush Bug: Yeah, looks like. At least you can say you had a good run.
Batman: A great run. (to the camera) And until we meet again, boys and girls, know that wherever evil lurks, in all it's myriad forms, I'll be there, with the hammers of justice, to fight for decency and defend the innocent. Goodnight.

—Batman, closing the show. "Mitefall!"

"I turn my back on you for two seconds and suddenly you're eighty years old and covered in robots!"

—Wildcat, "The Golden Age of Justice."

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