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* Betelgeuse answering Barbara and Adam's question about his qualifications...
* Betelgeuse answering Barbara and Adam's question about his qualifications...
{{quote| '''Betelgeuse''': Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that! I've seen ''[[The Exorcist (Film)|The Exorcist]]'' ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER ''EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!'' NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO ''A DEAD GUY!!!'' NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? ...you think I'm qualified?}}
{{quote|'''Betelgeuse''': Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that! I've seen ''[[The Exorcist]]'' ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER ''EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!'' NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO ''A DEAD GUY!!!'' NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? ...you think I'm qualified?}}
** The following scene where Betelgeuse gets asked "Are you scary?"
** The following scene where Betelgeuse gets asked "Are you scary?"
{{quote| '''Betelgeuse''': What do you think of this?<br />
{{quote|'''Betelgeuse''': What do you think of this?
(camera shifts behind him as ''something'' happens to his face as it explodes)<br />
(camera shifts behind him as ''something'' happens to his face as it explodes)
(Barbara and Adam both freak out)<br />
(Barbara and Adam both freak out)
'''Betelgeuse''' (back to normal): You like it? }}
'''Betelgeuse''' (back to normal): You like it? }}
* The scene in which Betelgeuse kicks a tree in the model and knocks it over before yelling "Nice F-ing model!" and grabbing himself in a rather obscene way. I was laughing so hard from the "Honk Honk" sound effects.
* The scene in which Betelgeuse kicks a tree in the model and knocks it over before yelling "Nice F-ing model!" and grabbing himself in a rather obscene way. I was laughing so hard from the "Honk Honk" sound effects.
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Latest revision as of 17:53, 19 July 2017


  • Betelgeuse answering Barbara and Adam's question about his qualifications...

Betelgeuse: Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that! I've seen The Exorcist ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY!!! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? ...you think I'm qualified?

    • The following scene where Betelgeuse gets asked "Are you scary?"

Betelgeuse: What do you think of this?
(camera shifts behind him as something happens to his face as it explodes)
(Barbara and Adam both freak out)
Betelgeuse (back to normal): You like it?

  • The scene in which Betelgeuse kicks a tree in the model and knocks it over before yelling "Nice F-ing model!" and grabbing himself in a rather obscene way. I was laughing so hard from the "Honk Honk" sound effects.
  • "I would rather talk about-" DAY-O, DAY-O