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{{quote|You don't kill a man by mucking around with [[Cool Gun|rifles]], [[The Archer|arrows]], [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|rocks]] or other long-distanced rubbish. You kill him by grabbing [[BFS|the biggest bloody sword you can find]], running up nice and close to him, and [[Off with His Head|chop the dumb bastard's head off]]!|''[[Team Fortress 2]]'', on the [[Shout-Out|Eye]][[Highlander|lander]]}}
{{quote|You don't kill a man by mucking around with [[Cool Gun|rifles]], [[The Archer|arrows]], [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|rocks]] or other long-distanced rubbish. You kill him by grabbing [[BFS|the biggest bloody sword you can find]], running up nice and close to him, and [[Off with His Head|chop the dumb bastard's head off]]!|''[[Team Fortress 2]]'', on the [[Shout-Out|Eye]][[Highlander|lander]]}}


{{quote|"It was called the dragon because no human hands could wield it.<br />
{{quote|"It was called the dragon because no human hands could wield it.
That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron."|'''[[Berserk]]''', about Guts' Dragon Slayer}}
That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron."|'''[[Berserk]]''', about Guts' Dragon Slayer}}


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{{quote|''A hit? To no effect? [[Gonna Need More Trope|I need a bigger sword]]!''|'''[[Boisterous Bruiser|M]][[Chaotic Good|i]][[Gentle Giant|n]][[The Big Guy|s]][[Crazy Awesome|c]]''', ''[[Baldur's Gate]] II''}}
{{quote|''A hit? To no effect? [[Gonna Need More Trope|I need a bigger sword]]!''|'''[[Boisterous Bruiser|M]][[Chaotic Good|i]][[Gentle Giant|n]][[The Big Guy|s]][[Crazy Awesome|c]]''', ''[[Baldur's Gate]] II''}}


{{quote|'''Angeal:''' ''This sword... is heavy and unwieldy.''<br />
{{quote|'''Angeal:''' ''This sword... is heavy and unwieldy.''
'''Zack:''' ''Tch! Then why don't you get a lighter one?''|''[[Crisis Core]]: [[Final Fantasy VII]]'', on the Buster Sword}}
'''Zack:''' ''Tch! Then why don't you get a lighter one?''|''[[Crisis Core]]: [[Final Fantasy VII]]'', on the Buster Sword}}


{{quote|'''Hippolyta:''' And you could not find a bigger sword, Artemis?<br />
{{quote|'''Hippolyta:''' And you could not find a bigger sword, Artemis?
'''Artemis:''' Sword? This is but my dagger.|''[[Wonder Woman (animation)|Wonder Woman]]''}}
'''Artemis:''' Sword? This is but my dagger.|''[[Wonder Woman (animation)|Wonder Woman]]''}}


Revision as of 11:50, 8 August 2014
You don't kill a man by mucking around with rifles, arrows, rocks or other long-distanced rubbish. You kill him by grabbing the biggest bloody sword you can find, running up nice and close to him, and chop the dumb bastard's head off!
—Team Fortress 2, on the Eyelander

"It was called the dragon because no human hands could wield it.

That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron."
—Berserk, about Guts' Dragon Slayer

"There is nothing that my Zankantou Colossal Blade cannot cut!"

A hit? To no effect? I need a bigger sword!
—Minsc, Baldur's Gate II

Angeal: This sword... is heavy and unwieldy.

Zack: Tch! Then why don't you get a lighter one?
—Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, on the Buster Sword

Hippolyta: And you could not find a bigger sword, Artemis?

Artemis: Sword? This is but my dagger.
—Wonder Woman

"You see, 'cause, right now, this is the part in any RPG ever where you have to kill God. It's pretty rad. I love killing God; I do it everyday. You know, some people have breakfast. I kill God, with my super giant... house-sized sword, you know. It's, uh... I have like three mortgages on it. Two families could live in it, but instead I use it as a weapon. It's pretty rad."

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