Bury Your Gays/Quotes

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Luffy: "I thought you died after you sacrificed yourself to save us!"

Bon Clay: "Nonsense, Queers never die."

Gettin' your kicks in another girl's bed
And it was only last Tuesday...

They found you in the subway, dead!
Elton John, "All the Girls Love Alice"
Let us even go so far as to say that this kind of relationship can sometimes be almost beautiful - particularly if one of the parties is already dead; or better yet, both.
"One of my gay friends has this kind of sad hobby in which she watches every lesbian movie she can find, trying to find ones that actually end up with the women not either dying or breaking up. I think the most positive one she’s found is 'D.E.B.S.'"
Mass Effect 3 writer Patrick Weekes [1]
  1. Note, in two out of three final endings, Shepard dies in the end.