Calvin and Hobbes: The Series/Funny

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  • S1
    • E01 Birth of a Friendship
    • E02 The Photo Man
    • E03 The World's Greatest Calvin
    • E04 Naughty Fireworks
    • E05 The Mighty School Escape
    • E06 Help Wanted
    • E07 The Black Turning Funnel Part 1
    • E08 The Black Turning Funnel Part 2
    • E09 The Time Pauser
      • YMMV
    • E10 Calvin Gets Professional Help
    • E11 Home Un Alone
    • E12 Full Moon Full Baloney
    • E14 The Night of the Living Television
    • E15 A Calvin And Hobbes Christmas
    • E16 Attack of the Vampire Babysitter
    • E18 Confessions of A Prank Loving Tiger
    • E19 Camping on a Deserted Rock Is Fun
    • E20 Tonsil Terror
    • E21 The Yellowstone Monster Part 1
    • E22 The Yellowstone Monster Part 2
    • E23 Eggs For Calvin
    • E24 Two Loons And A Kid
    • E25 Gasping For Air
    • E26 The Case of the Rogue Water Balloon
  • S1 TVM 1 Calvin's Batman Adventure
  • S1 TVM 2 Have You Seen This Tiger
  • S2
    • E02 It Will Build Character
    • E03 Monkey See, Monkey Maim
    • E04 The Transmitter Conspiracy Part 1
    • E05 The Transmitter Conspiracy Part 2
    • E06 Nighty Shut Up
    • E07 A Day at the Office
  • S2 TVM 1 Time Terror
  • S3 TVM 1 The Five Calvins
  • S3 TVM 2 Thunderstorm
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    • E09 Rhyme Time
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• This excerpt from Calvin's speech from "CALVIN FOR PRESIDENT!":

"Look, the point is…SUSIE DERKINS IS A SNOB! That's right! She looks down on those who do mildly worse than her. She berates the barely smart. She constantly puts me down! THE WOMAN HAS NO IMAGINATION! SHE CAN'T EVEN PLAY A DECENT GAME OF 'MAKE-BELIEVE'! IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO GIVE A SNOWMAN A LOBOTOMY, SUSIE! STOP BEING SO CLOSED-MINDED!"

• This brief exchange from "The Alien Huntress":

Sheila: "Hello, I'm Sheila." Calvin: "Nice. I'm leaving."