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{{quote|''They say "Eh" instead of "What" or "Duh" that's the mighty power of Canada|'''[[Five Iron Frenzy]]''', "Oh Canada"}} |
{{quote|''They say "Eh" instead of "What" or "Duh" that's the mighty power of Canada|'''[[Five Iron Frenzy]]''', "Oh Canada"}} |
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{{quote|''Its a long, long way from Canada |
{{quote|''Its a long, long way from Canada |
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A long way from snow chains''|'''Joni Mitchell''', "Dreamland"}} |
A long way from snow chains''|'''Joni Mitchell''', "Dreamland"}} |
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{{quote|''"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KvcQNeI53g Canadians are weird.]"''|'''Ed''', ''[[Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy|Ed Edd n Eddy]]''}} |
{{quote|''"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KvcQNeI53g Canadians are weird.]"''|'''Ed''', ''[[Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy|Ed Edd n Eddy]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Take Off! To The Great White North!'' |
{{quote|''Take Off! To The Great White North!'' |
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''Take Off! It's a beauty way to go!''|'''[[Rush|Geddy Lee]]''', ''[[SCTV|Take Off!]]''}} |
''Take Off! It's a beauty way to go!''|'''[[Rush|Geddy Lee]]''', ''[[SCTV|Take Off!]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Received same call from Mr. Bucholz, with same refusal to press charges or exit premises in the company of officers. I suggest that Mr. Bucholz may be mentally ill, in light of his extreme sense of civic duty coupled with inhuman levels of politeness.'' |
{{quote|''Received same call from Mr. Bucholz, with same refusal to press charges or exit premises in the company of officers. I suggest that Mr. Bucholz may be mentally ill, in light of his extreme sense of civic duty coupled with inhuman levels of politeness.'' |
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''Correction: Please strike suggestion of mental illness from Record. Mr. Bucholz is simply Canadian.''|[http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-typical-day-at-the-office-as-told-through-police-reports/\], "A Typical Day at the Office, As Told Through Police Reports"}} |
''Correction: Please strike suggestion of mental illness from Record. Mr. Bucholz is simply Canadian.''|[http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-typical-day-at-the-office-as-told-through-police-reports/\], "A Typical Day at the Office, As Told Through Police Reports"}} |
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{{quote|''Oh Canada, our home and native land'' |
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''Oh kick it'' |
''Oh kick it'' |
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''Keep saving the beauty, dig it'' |
''Keep saving the beauty, dig it'' |
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''Well you can tell from the way that I say Eh, I'm from Canada'' |
''Well you can tell from the way that I say Eh, I'm from Canada'' |
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''We can speak the English but we do Francais, up in Canada'' |
''We can speak the English but we do Francais, up in Canada'' |
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''And it's full of big, hairy guys, named Renee`'' |
''And it's full of big, hairy guys, named Renee`'' |
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''Up in Canada, I'm talking Canada'' |
''Up in Canada, I'm talking Canada'' |
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''Go, go, go, back to Canada'' |
''Go, go, go, back to Canada'' |
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''Go, go, go, back to Canadaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaa...........haaaaaaaaaaa'' |
''Go, go, go, back to Canadaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaa...........haaaaaaaaaaa'' |
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''Oh Yeah'' |
''Oh Yeah'' |
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''Well if you like luge the dog sledd'n too head to Canada'' |
''Well if you like luge the dog sledd'n too head to Canada'' |
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''We got loads of sights and the northern lights, up in Canada'' |
''We got loads of sights and the northern lights, up in Canada'' |
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''And special nights for hockey games with lots of fights in Canada'' |
''And special nights for hockey games with lots of fights in Canada'' |
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''So lets sail forth, to the great white north Canada'' |
''So lets sail forth, to the great white north Canada'' |
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''Go, go, go, back to Canada'' |
''Go, go, go, back to Canada'' |
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''Lets all go BACK to Canadaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaa...........haaaaaaaaaaa'' |
''Lets all go BACK to Canadaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaa...........haaaaaaaaaaa'' |
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''Back to Canada'' }} |
''Back to Canada'' }} |
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{{quote|-- '''Norb''', ''[[The Angry Beavers]]''}} |
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{{quote|''The Great White North, CANADA! where you can enjoy a beautiful train ride, and go back to freezing cold temperatures, Hockey, Canadian bacon, [[So Good We Mentioned It Twice|Hockey]], bears, [[Department of Redundancy Department|Hockey]], maple syrup, more bears, [[Overly Long Gag|Hockey]]......wait, [[Don't Explain the Joke|Did I mention Hockey]]? |'''[[Shawn Michaels]]''' to the Hart Dynasty, eh?}} |
{{quote|''The Great White North, CANADA! where you can enjoy a beautiful train ride, and go back to freezing cold temperatures, Hockey, Canadian bacon, [[So Good We Mentioned It Twice|Hockey]], bears, [[Department of Redundancy Department|Hockey]], maple syrup, more bears, [[Overly Long Gag|Hockey]]......wait, [[Don't Explain the Joke|Did I mention Hockey]]? |'''[[Shawn Michaels]]''' to the Hart Dynasty, eh?}} |
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{{quote|The tragedy of Canada is that they could have enjoyed French cuisine, British culture, and American technology. |
{{quote|The tragedy of Canada is that they could have enjoyed French cuisine, British culture, and American technology. |
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Instead, they got British cuisine, American culture, and French technology.|John Robert Colombo}} |
Instead, they got British cuisine, American culture, and French technology.|John Robert Colombo}} |
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'''[[Proton Jon]]''': You mean ''[[Shaped Like Itself|in Canada?]]'' Where we ''[[Failed a Spot Check|are right now?!]]''|'''[[The Runaway Guys]]'''}} |
'''[[Proton Jon]]''': You mean ''[[Shaped Like Itself|in Canada?]]'' Where we ''[[Failed a Spot Check|are right now?!]]''|'''[[The Runaway Guys]]'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Shepard''': Don't worry. When all of this is over, I'll buy you drinks back in Vancouver. I promise. |
{{quote|'''Shepard''': Don't worry. When all of this is over, I'll buy you drinks back in Vancouver. I promise. |
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'''Samantha Traynor''': Vancouver? Not Paris or Venice. ''Vancouver.'' |
'''Samantha Traynor''': Vancouver? Not Paris or Venice. ''Vancouver.'' |
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'''Shepard''': It's a great city! |
'''Shepard''': It's a great city! |
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'''Samantha''': You never take me anywhere nice.|''[[Mass Effect 3]]'' |
'''Samantha''': You never take me anywhere nice.|''[[Mass Effect 3]]'' |
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Revision as of 16:53, 7 August 2014
They say "Eh" instead of "What" or "Duh" that's the mighty power of Canada
—Five Iron Frenzy, "Oh Canada"
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Its a long, long way from Canada —Joni Mitchell, "Dreamland"
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Then our reality came crashing down around us. Mike Myers said the word "aboot" in one of the few sketches where he wasn't doing a Scottish or British accent, so we asked around and found out the sickening truth: Every funny person in the world was from Canada.
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Ed, Ed Edd n Eddy |
Received same call from Mr. Bucholz, with same refusal to press charges or exit premises in the company of officers. I suggest that Mr. Bucholz may be mentally ill, in light of his extreme sense of civic duty coupled with inhuman levels of politeness. —[1], "A Typical Day at the Office, As Told Through Police Reports"
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Oh Canada, our home and native land |
-- Norb, The Angry Beavers |
The Great White North, CANADA! where you can enjoy a beautiful train ride, and go back to freezing cold temperatures, Hockey, Canadian bacon, Hockey, bears, Hockey, maple syrup, more bears, Hockey......wait, Did I mention Hockey?
—Shawn Michaels to the Hart Dynasty, eh?
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The tragedy of Canada is that they could have enjoyed French cuisine, British culture, and American technology. —John Robert Colombo
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It's so clean and bland! I'm home!
—Marge Simpson, The Simpsons
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The only thing more Canadian than rioting after a hockey game is apologizing for it for two weeks afterwards
—Most popular Twitter repost following the 2011 Vancouver hockey riot.
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“I’m proud to be Canadian. We may not have a fancy NFL team, or Prince, but we invented Trivial Pursuit - you’re welcome, Earth. Plus, in Canada, you can go to an all-nude strip club and order alcohol. That’s right. From Moose Jaw to the Bay of Fundy, you can suck down a 20-ounce Pilsner while watching some coal miner’s daughter strip down to her pelt. Jealous?”
—Robin Scherbatsky, How I Met Your Mother
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Shepard: Don't worry. When all of this is over, I'll buy you drinks back in Vancouver. I promise. |