Canon Defilement/Quotes

I deleted {{[[[In Name Only]] Gouken}}] the moment I noticed that he had a Raging Demon. GOUKEN IS AGAINST THE TEACHINGS AND USE OF THE RAGING DEMON YOU DOUBLE CASUALS.

And it's a Shin Akuma spriteswap so I couldn't have deleted it sooner.

—Arpa/Chainsawdentist, a MUGEN user

Oh Countdown, everything you touch, you destroy."

—Linkara, Top 15 Worst Heroes Becoming Villains

Kira: I think you know who I am, Light. I am Kira.
Light: But that can't be! ...Why would all the evil in me have a physical manifestation?

Kira: Oh I'm not really you, I am a wicked spirit that entered you the moment you picked up the Death Note. I have been controlling you to make you evil!

Light: So all my bad actions are excused because of you! Score! I love the way that immature people can't handle morally grey characters!

Kira: Don't be happy for too long Light, I have to rape you...

Light: Why do you have to rape me, that doesn't even make sense?

Kira: Look, all I know is that Kira is supposed to rape Light and make him cry so we can all see that Light was really a good person controlled by pure evil. It's probably all based on that one time the Mr. Yagami says that being Kira is a curse. Never mind the fact that Light tells Ryuk like 5 minutes later that he's happier than he's ever been in his life...

Light: Joy. Finally a story about me and no one even wants to write about my actual character. Well this is just great. I wish I was back in that LxLight story, at least I got to angst.

—The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction, Death Note Fanfic parody.

So if you have to watch a Disney sequel, make sure it's not to a movie you actually like. Unless you enjoy the feel of a clammy uncle touching you in places you'd rather not be touched right now...

—The Nostalgia Chick, on Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas