Castlevania/Haiku

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Dracula is back
There's only one thing to do
Whip him till he screams

—Falcon Pain

"What's a man?" he says,
"A miserable little
Pile of secrets!"

—GG Crono

Hey, I found some meat
It was right here in this wall
Where's my knife and fork?

—Nyperold

Head over the pits
But watch out for the freaking
Heads over the pits

—Nyperold

Ah, the time has come
I point my finger skyward
And Dracula dies

—Mato Hibiki

In murder delight,
Melancholy wrought within.
My Nosferatu.

—Backwardsname