Chuck Lorre Vanity Plates
Following are a small and incomplete sampling of the vanity plates that Chuck Lorre, co-creator and executive producer of Dharma & Greg appended to the credits of that program (and to his subsequent shows, like Two and A Half Men and The Big Bang Theory) and a short choir. "The Official Vanity Card Archives" are at ChuckLorre.com.
"Chuck's Vanity Card #1":
Thank you for videotaping Dharma & Greg and freeze framing on my vanity card. I'd like to take this opportunity to share with you some of my beliefs. I believe that everyone thinks they can write. This is not true. It is true, however, that everyone can direct. I believe that beer is a gateway drug that leads, inevitably to vodka and somebody oughta do something about it. I believe that when ABC reads this, I'm gonna be in big trouble. Once again, thanks for watching Dharma & Greg. Please be sure to tune in again to the vanity card for more of my personal beliefs. |
"Chuck's Vanity Card #3":
I believe that El Nino is an international conspiracy perpetrated by evil roofing contractors. I believe that TV is the cause of all the violence and immorality our society -- ha! just kidding. |
"Chuck's Vanity Card #5":
"Chuck's Vanity Card #6":