Clone High/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Almost everything Tom Green says probably qualifies. For example:

Tom Green: Touch the book. Lick the book. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Book. Book. Book.
Tom Green: BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK! I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings...
Tom Green: That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?

  • The flyer that Abe distributed around the school advertising for someone to take Joan to the Prom. It features a snarling Joan pointing at the viewer with the caption "I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM." And these delightful facts below.

Janeane Garofaloesque
Good birthing hips
Not religious
Shaved

  • Clone High was full of them, even though it was only one season long.
    • Abe Lincoln: "Y'know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on. But there's a metaphorical nail in my OTHER foot that hurts the second most, and that's from you stabbing me in the back. So, maybe I should have gone with a stabbing metaphor instead of a nail metaphor, but it's TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW ISN'T IT?!"
    • Doctor Manson: "And when you eat your sweets,/make sure you try/to limit your servings/or you'll DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!! Everybody!"