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* A [[Mook|Green Beret]] giving John Matrix a [[Pre-Mortem One-Liner|send off]] at gun point before it hilariously backfires in his face. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTRblYTevk ''Literally''].
* A [[Mook|Green Beret]] giving John Matrix a [[Pre-Mortem One-Liner|send off]] at gun point before it hilariously backfires in his face. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTRblYTevk ''Literally''].
{{quote| '''Mook''': Fuck you, asshole. [''Pulls the trigger but the gun is [[Oh Crap|out of ammo]]'']<br />
{{quote|'''Mook''': Fuck you, asshole. [''Pulls the trigger but the gun is [[Oh Crap|out of ammo]]'']<br />
'''Matrix''': Fuck '''you''', asshole. [''Punches the mook in the face''] }}
'''Matrix''': Fuck '''you''', asshole. [''Punches the mook in the face''] }}
* It's a very secure film that can mock its own fight scenes:
* It's a very secure film that can mock its own fight scenes:
{{quote| '''Cook:''' This Green Beret's going to kick your big ass.<br />
{{quote|'''Cook:''' This Green Beret's going to kick your big ass.
'''Matrix:''' I eat Green Berets for breakfast! And right now I'm ''very'' hungry! <br />
'''Matrix:''' I eat Green Berets for breakfast! And right now I'm ''very'' hungry!
'''Cindy:''' [Trying to avoid the fighting] I can't believe this macho bullshit! These guys eat too much red meat! }}
'''Cindy:''' [Trying to avoid the fighting] I can't believe this macho bullshit! These guys eat too much red meat! }}
* "I let him go."
* "I let him go."
* "Don't wake my friend. He's dead tired."
* "Don't wake my friend. He's dead tired."


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Mook: Fuck you, asshole. [Pulls the trigger but the gun is out of ammo]

Matrix: Fuck you, asshole. [Punches the mook in the face]

  • It's a very secure film that can mock its own fight scenes:

Cook: This Green Beret's going to kick your big ass.
Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast! And right now I'm very hungry!
Cindy: [Trying to avoid the fighting] I can't believe this macho bullshit! These guys eat too much red meat!

  • "I let him go."
  • "Don't wake my friend. He's dead tired."

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