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{{quote|"Abraham Lincoln learned to write by making marks of coal on the back of a shovel. He wrote the Gettysburg Address on a train, on the back of an envelope. He had a pathological fear of normal paper."|[[Dave Barry]]}} |
{{quote|"Abraham Lincoln learned to write by making marks of coal on the back of a shovel. He wrote the Gettysburg Address on a train, on the back of an envelope. He had a pathological fear of normal paper."|[[Dave Barry]]}} |
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{{quote|'''Jesus:''' How could you figure all that out from a stick figure...did you draw that in blood? |
{{quote|'''Jesus:''' How could you figure all that out from a stick figure...did you draw that in blood? |
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'''Axel:''' ''Riku's'' blood.|''[[Ansem Retort]]''}} |
'''Axel:''' ''Riku's'' blood.|''[[Ansem Retort]]''}} |
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Revision as of 14:20, 7 August 2014
"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!"
—Snake, "The Simpsons"
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"I can never find a pen...Told those kids not to move the pen away from the telephone. God damn kids. Why don't I just kill them, too..."
—Preamble to the funniest Suicide Note ever, George Carlin
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"Abraham Lincoln learned to write by making marks of coal on the back of a shovel. He wrote the Gettysburg Address on a train, on the back of an envelope. He had a pathological fear of normal paper."
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Jesus: How could you figure all that out from a stick figure...did you draw that in blood? |