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"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!" —Snake, "The Simpsons"

"I can never find a pen...Told those kids not to move the pen away from the telephone. God damn kids. Why don't I just kill them, too..." —Preamble to the funniest Suicide Note ever, George Carlin

"Abraham Lincoln learned to write by making marks of coal on the back of a shovel. He wrote the Gettysburg Address on a train, on the back of an envelope. He had a pathological fear of normal paper." —Dave Barry

Jesus: How could you figure all that out from a stick figure...did you draw that in blood? Axel: Riku's blood. —Ansem Retort

L: You can be incredibly creepy when you want to be. Light: Creepy? L: You question whether writing a message to someone in another's blood upon the floor is creepy? Light: I suppose you have a point there L, but it was the only writing material I knew the man would have readily available. —Low Light