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Main Characters
Ethan
The main character
- Achey Scars: On Ethan's shoulder and caused by Rory - which has only been mentioned once and never again.
- Jerkass: when it comes to customers and Rob due to their limited experience or ignorance of videogames.
- Proud to Be a Geek
Lucas
Lilah
Zeke
- Took a Level in Badass: After Ted reveals his Evil Plan Zeke rescues Ethan in a Badass way
Others
Scott
- The Dragon: To Ted
Ted
Hillary Clinton
Bubba The Judge
- Expy: of Jabba The Hutt
The Bounty Lawyer
- Expy: of Bobba Fett