Darksiders/Awesome

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Darksiders I

  • You defeat Straga, the demon who 'killed' War in the opening sequence by using a Portal gun-like device to teleport inside his skull, and cut it up from the inside out.
  • When Uriel and her soldiers interrupt the fight between War and Ulthane, Ulthane literally Drops His Friggen' Huge Hammer onto an angel. And then:

Ulthane: Missy, yew got no right in stickin' yer head into a fight what don't concern yew. Now fly away pigeons, a'fore I pluck ya!

Angel: (tries to pick up the hammer) Blasphemer, it is you... who takes sides... in a battle.. that doesn't... concern you.

Ulthane: Bwahaha! Please... allow me!

(Ulthane picks up the hammer and smashes the angel with it, one handed)

Ulthane: That's what yew get fer touchin' what ain't yerz. I'd duck if I was yew.

  • Wicked K gets one whenever you try to use the Mercy on him, he deflects each individual bullet with his tiny wooden cane.
    • Not to detract from Wicked K's awesome moment, but he doesn't deflect them all. The easiest way to kill him is by firing nonstop at him with Mercy while circling till he dies.
  • Uriel impaling War with Armageddon Blade, thus fulfilling her death oath.

Uriel: Nex Sacramentum.

  • And shortly after the above, the other three Horsemen falling to Earth as meteors.

Uriel: You would wage this war alone?
War: No. Not alone.