Crowning Moment of Funny: In Hero in the Shadows Yu Yu the Chiatze Ditch Digger seduces a maid in Waylander's palace. He is then confronted by some guardsmen who call him a slant-eyed pig and ask him why he feels he can steal their women. Yu Yu muddles up the translation and thinks he's being accused of stealing a woman's one-eyed pig.
Stavut from Swords of Night and Day: "Why am I taking seduction advice from a man whose idea of foreplay is to slam some coins on the table and ask 'Who wants to ride the big horse?'?"
VirukThe Avatar is a walking one of these, well when he's not murdering people