Die 2 Nite/Funny

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  • Many of the item descriptions are hilarious, such as:
    • Worn Leather Bag

 This small leather bag would appear to contain documents of some sort. You pray harder than you've ever prayed before that it contains some adult literature... or the blueprints for a new, all-powerful building, and not a faded facsimile of the shipping forcast...

    • Winness

 Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire poetry, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by Charlie Sheen

    • Manbag

 Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, muclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.

    • Guard Dog

 Man's best friend. You can choose whether he guards your house, saves you from a marauding zombie or ends up as tasty burgers...

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