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* When Olive comes to school in her skanky wardrobe for the first time... |
* When Olive comes to school in her skanky wardrobe for the first time... |
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{{quote|'''Olive:''' Hey, Anson. I just realized the funniest thing-- [[Meaningful Name|my name]] [[Lampshade Hanging|is an anagram for "I love".]]<br /> |
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'''Anson:''' ...what's an anagram?<br /> |
'''Anson:''' ...what's an anagram?<br /> |
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'''Olive:''' Look it up, big boy. ''(notices Rhiannon has been giving her dirty looks the entire time)'' What's ''your'' problem?<br /> |
'''Olive:''' Look it up, big boy. ''(notices Rhiannon has been giving her dirty looks the entire time)'' What's ''your'' problem?<br /> |
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* Olive and Brandon pretending to have sex - he makes the most bizarre noises and the two of them jump up and down on the bed. Brandon says things like, "CAN YOU SMELL THAT!?" and when reprimanded by Olive, tries to correct the damage by saying even more ridiculous things - "IT DOESN'T REALLY SMELL THAT BAD!" and then for the 'grand finale' she smacks him one in the stomach. |
* Olive and Brandon pretending to have sex - he makes the most bizarre noises and the two of them jump up and down on the bed. Brandon says things like, "CAN YOU SMELL THAT!?" and when reprimanded by Olive, tries to correct the damage by saying even more ridiculous things - "IT DOESN'T REALLY SMELL THAT BAD!" and then for the 'grand finale' she smacks him one in the stomach. |
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{{quote|'''Olive's Mom:''' [[It Makes Sense in Context|I once dated a homosexual, for a long, long time.]]<br /> |
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'''Olive:''' ...''please'' tell me you did not marry and have children with him. }} |
'''Olive:''' ...''please'' tell me you did not marry and have children with him. }} |
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* After Olive has been sent to the principal's office for calling Nina a twat, and has been let off with a warning: |
* After Olive has been sent to the principal's office for calling Nina a twat, and has been let off with a warning: |
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{{quote|'''Rhiannon:''' Please tell me the rumors are true. |
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'''Olive:''' Yes. Yes, I am a big fat slut. |
'''Olive:''' Yes. Yes, I am a big fat slut. |
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'''Rhiannon:''' No, no, not that one, the one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick, and punched her in the left tit. |
'''Rhiannon:''' No, no, not that one, the one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick, and punched her in the left tit. |
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'''Olive:''' I worry about the way information circulates in this school. }} |
'''Olive:''' I worry about the way information circulates in this school. }} |
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* This: |
* This: |
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{{quote|'''Mr. Griffiths:''' I don't know what it is about Nina...I hate her.}} |
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* Marianne pouring all the rage she has into sharpening pencils, and Olive giving a live commentary on it. |
* Marianne pouring all the rage she has into sharpening pencils, and Olive giving a live commentary on it. |
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{{quote|'''Olive:''' Sharpening your pencils? Gettin' them nice and sharp? Hm? Sharpening them up? Look at you! Look at you! Oh! So sharp! Uh! Sharpening those pencils. Sharp sharp sharp sharp. Ooh! God that's sharp...! |
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'''Mrs. Griffiths:''' Olive, you ready to come in. |
'''Mrs. Griffiths:''' Olive, you ready to come in. |
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'''Olive:''' ''(gets up, then turns to mouth at Marianne one last time)'' Sharp. }} |
'''Olive:''' ''(gets up, then turns to mouth at Marianne one last time)'' Sharp. }} |
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* The scene where Brandon goes to visit Olive after their detention together. |
* The scene where Brandon goes to visit Olive after their detention together. |
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{{quote|'''Brandon:''' Hi, is there an Olive here? |
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'''Olive's Mom:''' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|There's a whole jar in the fridge.]]<br /> |
'''Olive's Mom:''' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|There's a whole jar in the fridge.]]<br /> |
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'''Brandon:''' Um, sorry, I must have the wrong address--<br /> |
'''Brandon:''' Um, sorry, I must have the wrong address--<br /> |
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'''Chip:''' Wow. }} |
'''Chip:''' Wow. }} |
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* This: |
* This: |
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{{quote|'''Mr. Griffiths:''' I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought, but I can assure you they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an okay day and got a Coke Zero at the gas station? [[Sarcasm Mode|Raise the roof.]]" Who gives a rat's ass?<br /> |
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'''Olive:''' He got a Coke Zero ''again''?! Oh, that Roman. Incorrigible! |
'''Olive:''' He got a Coke Zero ''again''?! Oh, that Roman. Incorrigible! |
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Latest revision as of 18:16, 7 August 2014
- When Olive comes to school in her skanky wardrobe for the first time...
Olive: Hey, Anson. I just realized the funniest thing-- my name is an anagram for "I love". |
- Olive and Brandon pretending to have sex - he makes the most bizarre noises and the two of them jump up and down on the bed. Brandon says things like, "CAN YOU SMELL THAT!?" and when reprimanded by Olive, tries to correct the damage by saying even more ridiculous things - "IT DOESN'T REALLY SMELL THAT BAD!" and then for the 'grand finale' she smacks him one in the stomach.
Olive's Mom: I once dated a homosexual, for a long, long time. |
- After Olive has been sent to the principal's office for calling Nina a twat, and has been let off with a warning:
Rhiannon: Please tell me the rumors are true. |
- This:
Mr. Griffiths: I don't know what it is about Nina...I hate her. |
- Marianne pouring all the rage she has into sharpening pencils, and Olive giving a live commentary on it.
Olive: Sharpening your pencils? Gettin' them nice and sharp? Hm? Sharpening them up? Look at you! Look at you! Oh! So sharp! Uh! Sharpening those pencils. Sharp sharp sharp sharp. Ooh! God that's sharp...! |
- The scene where Brandon goes to visit Olive after their detention together.
Brandon: Hi, is there an Olive here? |
- This:
Mr. Griffiths: I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought, but I can assure you they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an okay day and got a Coke Zero at the gas station? Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass? |