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* When Lance uses his [[Slap-On-The-Wrist Nuke|Nuke]] Limit Break, Natalie says, "Gonna not do that? We'll die!!!"
* When Lance uses his [[Slap-On-The-Wrist Nuke|Nuke]] Limit Break, Natalie says, "Gonna not do that? We'll die!!!"
* This quote:
* This quote:
{{quote| ''(Matt upon landing the final blow)'' '''Matt:''' I used my fapping arm for that attack!}}
{{quote|''(Matt upon landing the final blow)'' '''Matt:''' I used my fapping arm for that attack!}}
* After Natz and Lance see an active volcano and discuss how it may be related to Akron, Matt goes out of his way to say, [[Completely Missing the Point|"That volcano's causing global warming!"]]
* After Natz and Lance see an active volcano and discuss how it may be related to Akron, Matt goes out of his way to say, [[Completely Missing the Point|"That volcano's causing global warming!"]]
* The pre-final boss cutscene in the second game also counts.
* The pre-final boss cutscene in the second game also counts.
{{quote| '''Matt:''' Eh, I don´t like the look of this place, and what´s with that fancy car over there. <br />
{{quote|'''Matt:''' Eh, I don´t like the look of this place, and what´s with that fancy car over there.
'''Valykrie Tank:''' *I am not a car*.<br />
'''Valykrie Tank:''' *I am not a car*.
'''Lance:''' Get out of the way nooblets, this area has been quarantined. Well, your lives are forfeit either way now that you´ve seen me. The earth must be purged of all infidels. <br />
'''Lance:''' Get out of the way nooblets, this area has been quarantined. Well, your lives are forfeit either way now that you´ve seen me. The earth must be purged of all infidels.
'''Matt:''' Huh, have we met before? So what´s your plan now, just trying to kill everything? <br />
'''Matt:''' Huh, have we met before? So what´s your plan now, just trying to kill everything?
'''Lance:''' It sickens me to see things the way they are. [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|Only by destroying everything can the world be rebuilt.]] [[Face Palm|G´ fahahaha.]]<br />
'''Lance:''' It sickens me to see things the way they are. [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|Only by destroying everything can the world be rebuilt.]] [[Face Palm|G´ fahahaha.]]<br />
'''Matt:''' [[Buffy-Speak|I don´t like that sort of stuff!!! Gonna have to smash up your tank, bro.]] }}
'''Matt:''' [[Buffy-Speak|I don´t like that sort of stuff!!! Gonna have to smash up your tank, bro.]] }}
* While in the desert at the third game, Natz complains that she'd prefer the snowy terrain that this heat:
* While in the desert at the third game, Natz complains that she'd prefer the snowy terrain that this heat:
{{quote| '''Lance:''' [[Covert Pervert|Take your top off!]]<br />
{{quote|'''Lance:''' [[Covert Pervert|Take your top off!]]<br />
'''Natz:''' What??!?<br />
'''Natz:''' What??!?<br />
'''Lance:''' [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|Who said that? Wasn't me.]] }}
'''Lance:''' [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|Who said that? Wasn't me.]] }}

Latest revision as of 16:56, 7 August 2014


  • In the third game, the first time a fire bit self-destructs on you, Lance comments "It killed itself! That rock had so much to live for!"
  • Matt, upon seeing a Viking Monolith, comments, "A giant rock! That's not very threatening! What's it going to do, fall on us?"
  • When Lance uses his Nuke Limit Break, Natalie says, "Gonna not do that? We'll die!!!"
  • This quote:

(Matt upon landing the final blow) Matt: I used my fapping arm for that attack!

  • After Natz and Lance see an active volcano and discuss how it may be related to Akron, Matt goes out of his way to say, "That volcano's causing global warming!"
  • The pre-final boss cutscene in the second game also counts.

Matt: Eh, I don´t like the look of this place, and what´s with that fancy car over there.
Valykrie Tank: *I am not a car*.
Lance: Get out of the way nooblets, this area has been quarantined. Well, your lives are forfeit either way now that you´ve seen me. The earth must be purged of all infidels.
Matt: Huh, have we met before? So what´s your plan now, just trying to kill everything?
Lance: It sickens me to see things the way they are. Only by destroying everything can the world be rebuilt. G´ fahahaha.

Matt: I don´t like that sort of stuff!!! Gonna have to smash up your tank, bro.

  • While in the desert at the third game, Natz complains that she'd prefer the snowy terrain that this heat:

Lance: Take your top off!

Natz: What??!?

Lance: Who said that? Wasn't me.