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* In the third game, the first time a fire bit self-destructs on you, Lance comments "It killed itself! That rock had so much to live for!" |
* In the third game, the first time a fire bit self-destructs on you, Lance comments "It killed itself! That rock had so much to live for!" |
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* Matt, upon seeing a Viking Monolith, comments, "A giant rock! That's not very threatening! What's it going to do, fall on us?" |
* Matt, upon seeing a Viking Monolith, comments, "A giant rock! That's not very threatening! What's it going to do, fall on us?" |
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* When Lance uses his [[Slap |
* When Lance uses his [[Slap-On-The-Wrist Nuke|Nuke]] Limit Break, Natalie says, "Gonna not do that? We'll die!!!" |
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* This quote: |
* This quote: |
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{{quote| ''(Matt upon landing the final blow)'' '''Matt:''' I used my fapping arm for that attack!}} |
{{quote| ''(Matt upon landing the final blow)'' '''Matt:''' I used my fapping arm for that attack!}} |
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'''Lance:''' Get out of the way nooblets, this area has been quarantined. Well, your lives are forfeit either way now that you´ve seen me. The earth must be purged of all infidels. <br /> |
'''Lance:''' Get out of the way nooblets, this area has been quarantined. Well, your lives are forfeit either way now that you´ve seen me. The earth must be purged of all infidels. <br /> |
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'''Matt:''' Huh, have we met before? So what´s your plan now, just trying to kill everything? <br /> |
'''Matt:''' Huh, have we met before? So what´s your plan now, just trying to kill everything? <br /> |
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'''Lance:''' It sickens me to see things the way they are. [[Well |
'''Lance:''' It sickens me to see things the way they are. [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|Only by destroying everything can the world be rebuilt.]] [[Face Palm|G´ fahahaha.]]<br /> |
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'''Matt:''' [[Buffy |
'''Matt:''' [[Buffy-Speak|I don´t like that sort of stuff!!! Gonna have to smash up your tank, bro.]] }} |
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* While in the desert at the third game, Natz complains that she'd prefer the snowy terrain that this heat: |
* While in the desert at the third game, Natz complains that she'd prefer the snowy terrain that this heat: |
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{{quote| '''Lance:''' [[Covert Pervert|Take your top off!]]<br /> |
{{quote| '''Lance:''' [[Covert Pervert|Take your top off!]]<br /> |
Revision as of 13:58, 9 January 2014
- In the third game, the first time a fire bit self-destructs on you, Lance comments "It killed itself! That rock had so much to live for!"
- Matt, upon seeing a Viking Monolith, comments, "A giant rock! That's not very threatening! What's it going to do, fall on us?"
- When Lance uses his Nuke Limit Break, Natalie says, "Gonna not do that? We'll die!!!"
- This quote:
(Matt upon landing the final blow) Matt: I used my fapping arm for that attack! |
- After Natz and Lance see an active volcano and discuss how it may be related to Akron, Matt goes out of his way to say, "That volcano's causing global warming!"
- The pre-final boss cutscene in the second game also counts.
Matt: Eh, I don´t like the look of this place, and what´s with that fancy car over there. |
- While in the desert at the third game, Natz complains that she'd prefer the snowy terrain that this heat:
Lance: Take your top off! |