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"Ahh! Something's trying to kill me! It's the best day ever!"

—The Chief of Knothole Glade's Son, Fable I.

"There's this part in the game where you lose all your extreme powers and have to go on a bunch of escort missions, but don't play that part of the game. That part sucks."

—Johnny X-Treme, about his (fake) game, Johnny's X-Treme Adventure, X-Play

"We HATE escort missions!"

—X-Play Catch Phrase

"I know what you're thinking. This sounds like an escort mission. Well, deal with it!"

—Sergeant Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson, The Simpsons Game

And boy were all the rumors about unreliable adventurers true. I'd heard that many, many escorted people die when their adventurer flees and protects himself. It is TRUE. Once I got an escort, I headed off in the right direction immediately. However, for some reason, he did not immediately follow, let alone lead. Didn't he know the way to go? Foolish man. Why am I offering my special trainings to someone who doesn't even know where the local portals are!

—Loremaster Verutir, Tales of Maj'Eyal

The use of the word "Escort" to described core game-play is like using the words "bloody and viscous" when describing a urine sample.

—Yahtzee's review on Amy

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-{{quote|''"Ahh! Something's trying to kill me! It's the best day ever!"''|'''The Chief of Knothole Glade's Son''', ''[[Fable I (Video Game)|Fable I]].''}}
+{{quote|''"Ahh! Something's trying to kill me! It's the best day ever!"''|'''The Chief of Knothole Glade's Son''', ''[[Fable (video game)|Fable I]].''}}
 {{quote|''"There's this part in the game where you lose all your extreme powers and have to go on a bunch of escort missions, but don't play that part of the game. That part sucks."''|'''Johnny X-Treme, about his (fake) game, Johnny's X-Treme Adventure''', ''[[X-Play]]''}}
-{{quote|''"We HATE escort missions!"''|'''[[X Play]] [[Catch Phrase]]'''}}
+{{quote|''"We HATE escort missions!"''|'''[[X-Play]] [[Catch Phrase]]'''}}
 {{quote|''"I know what you're thinking. This sounds like an escort mission. Well, deal with it!"''|'''Sergeant Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson''', ''[[The Simpsons Game]]''}}
-{{quote|''And boy were all the rumors about unreliable adventurers true. I'd heard that many, many escorted people die when their adventurer flees and protects himself. It is TRUE. Once I got an escort, I headed off in the right direction immediately. However, for some reason, he did not immediately follow, let alone lead. Didn't he know the way to go? Foolish man. Why am I offering my special trainings to someone who doesn't even know where the local portals are!''|'''Loremaster Verutir''', [[Tales of Maj Eyal]]}}
+{{quote|''And boy were all the rumors about unreliable adventurers true. I'd heard that many, many escorted people die when their adventurer flees and protects himself. It is TRUE. Once I got an escort, I headed off in the right direction immediately. However, for some reason, he did not immediately follow, let alone lead. Didn't he know the way to go? Foolish man. Why am I offering my special trainings to someone who doesn't even know where the local portals are!''|'''Loremaster Verutir''', [[Tales of Maj'Eyal]]}}
-{{quote|''The use of the word "Escort" to described core game-play is like using the words "bloody and viscous" when describing a urine sample.''|'''[[Zero Punctuation (Web Animation)|Yahtzee]]'s review on ''Amy''}}
+{{quote|''The use of the word "Escort" to described core game-play is like using the words "bloody and viscous" when describing a urine sample.''|'''[[Zero Punctuation|Yahtzee]]'s review on ''Amy''}}
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-[[Category:Escort Mission]]
 [[Category:Quotes]]
+[[Category:{{TOPLEVELPAGE}}]]