Every Man Has His Price/Quotes

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"I don't know what's more sad, that every man has his price, or that it's always so low."

"Everybody's got a price
Everybody's gonna pay
'Cause the Million Dollar Man
Always gets his way
Some may cost a little
Some may cost a lot
But I'm the Million Dollar Man
And you will be bought!

Hahahahahahaha!"
The Million Dollar Man's entrance music, WWF
"Pay a man enough, and he'll walk barefoot into Hell."

Man: Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
Woman: Ummm... I guess so, yeah.
Man: Would you sleep with me for a dollar?
Woman: What!? What kind of a girl do you think I am!?

Man: We've established what kind of girl you are; now we're just haggling.
Old Joke

[Yui reads the letter]
Letter: Allow me to get to the point, Kitako. A nururihyon ghost that has taken the form of a girl is building an organization called Dark Hazard and doing terrible things. They've captured my father as well. I'm begging of you. Please save him.
Yui: W-What the heck is this?! You've got to believe me, Kitako! I'm not a nururihyon!
Kitako: If so, what's the meaning of this letter?
Mother Medama: Hmm, will you let me see that letter one more time?
[Mother Medama reads the letter.]
Mother Medama: Huh? Hey, Kitako! Is this awful handwriting Otter Man's by any chance?
Kitako: Gasp! Now that you mention it... Damn him! He tricked me again! I'm sorry, Yui. It looks like I made a mistake.
Yui: It's okay as long as you understand.
Mother Medama: So, about this Otter Man. I bet he was paid by those Dark Hazard guys.

Kitako: You're probably right. He's recently come into a lot of money. He's in Hawaii as we speak.