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* This piece of dialogue from Everybody Hates Fat Mike when Rochelle gives Julius a grand chewing out for saying that he does house work better than her which can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhspzWX03Ak here.]
* This piece of dialogue from Everybody Hates Fat Mike when Rochelle gives Julius a grand chewing out for saying that he does house work better than her which can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhspzWX03Ak here.]
{{quote| '''Rochelle:''' Well, ain't this about a [[Curse Cut Short|bi-!]] ''(crash)'' Are you crazy?! You do my job for one day ''(crash)'' and now it ain't that damn hard?! ''(crash)'' You bakin', fryin', ''(crash)'' biscuit bakin', pancake makin', bald-headed bastard! ''(crash)'' You must think I'm crazy! ''(crash)'' You can kiss my ain't that hard [[Curse Cut Short|a-!]] ''(crash)'' HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!}}
{{quote|'''Rochelle:''' Well, ain't this about a [[Curse Cut Short|bi-!]] ''(crash)'' Are you crazy?! You do my job for one day ''(crash)'' and now it ain't that damn hard?! ''(crash)'' You bakin', fryin', ''(crash)'' biscuit bakin', pancake makin', bald-headed bastard! ''(crash)'' You must think I'm crazy! ''(crash)'' You can kiss my ain't that hard [[Curse Cut Short|a-!]] ''(crash)'' HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!}}
** And then what Chris says afterwards:
** And then what Chris says afterwards:
{{quote| "And that was my mother's way of letting him off easy."}}
{{quote|"And that was my mother's way of letting him off easy."}}
* Chris is pretending to be a bad boy to impress a girl. He's confronting a waiter who threatened to throw him out while "Everybody Plays the Fool" plays and his parents walk up behind him.
* Chris is pretending to be a bad boy to impress a girl. He's confronting a waiter who threatened to throw him out while "Everybody Plays the Fool" plays and his parents walk up behind him.
{{quote| '''Rochelle:''' Chris!<br />
{{quote|'''Rochelle:''' Chris!
'''Chris:''' What?! }}
'''Chris:''' What?! }}
:To the sound of his heartbeats, we see a black screen, then Chris' [[Oh Crap]] face, then a black screen, then Rochelle's angry face, then a black screen, then Chris lying on a bed in the hospital. A nearby X-ray reveals that Rochelle's shoe got stuck in his anus.
:To the sound of his heartbeats, we see a black screen, then Chris' [[Oh Crap]] face, then a black screen, then Rochelle's angry face, then a black screen, then Chris lying on a bed in the hospital. A nearby X-ray reveals that Rochelle's shoe got stuck in his anus.
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Latest revision as of 00:52, 16 March 2015


  • This piece of dialogue from Everybody Hates Fat Mike when Rochelle gives Julius a grand chewing out for saying that he does house work better than her which can be found here.

Rochelle: Well, ain't this about a bi-! (crash) Are you crazy?! You do my job for one day (crash) and now it ain't that damn hard?! (crash) You bakin', fryin', (crash) biscuit bakin', pancake makin', bald-headed bastard! (crash) You must think I'm crazy! (crash) You can kiss my ain't that hard a-! (crash) HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!

    • And then what Chris says afterwards:

"And that was my mother's way of letting him off easy."

  • Chris is pretending to be a bad boy to impress a girl. He's confronting a waiter who threatened to throw him out while "Everybody Plays the Fool" plays and his parents walk up behind him.

Rochelle: Chris!
Chris: What?!

To the sound of his heartbeats, we see a black screen, then Chris' Oh Crap face, then a black screen, then Rochelle's angry face, then a black screen, then Chris lying on a bed in the hospital. A nearby X-ray reveals that Rochelle's shoe got stuck in his anus.
  • "Hey mom, can I have some cookie?" No, that's not a typo.
  • When Chris gets a dog, he takes him to a trainer in a Puerto Rican part of town to which he claims is just like Bedstuy just with more Puerto Ricans. "There was a Puerto Rican Killmoves." Cut to Killmoves wrapped in a Puerto Rican flag trying to dance to latin music.