Eye Beams/Quotes

I've got laser eyes,
And I know what you're thinking
It comes as no surprise,

Christmas lights are blinking

—Sifl and Olly, "I'm So Curious (Laser Eyes)"

"I am Mari Illustrious Makinami! And you will fear my LASERFACE!"

—Mari Makinami, Nobody Dies

"That's ridiculous. Let me lend those pages my critical eye...BEAMS!!" (fwoosh)

—Black Mage, Eight Bit Theater

"Heat beam eye blasts?....HEAT. BEAM. EYE. BLASTS!"

—Hak Foo, Jackie Chan Adventures