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When a bruised and bloodied Jack appears in Bigby's office and tries to report a mugging. Nobody believes him.

Snow: Jack, have you ever heard of the boy who cried wolf?

Jack: (completely serious) Sure Snow, he lives in the seventh floor. So what?

Snow: Never mind.

Bag O' Bones, the first chapter of the Storybook Love trade, has one of the funniest sex scenes I've ever read: Jack has saved the life of the prissy Southern Belle "lady of good breeding" Sally Cornwelles, and, being Jack, of course asks to sleep with her as a "reward." She reluctantly agrees (though she does demand that he at least take a bath first), though it takes only a page for her to turn completely around and embrace her new "bad" self:

Sally: (from off-screen, as the "camera" moves upstairs and towards her bedroom) Dear God above, this is a filthy thing you're making me do. Filthy! I feel so dirty! Am I dirty, Jack? Am I? I am dirty, aren't I, Jack? Call me a dirty girl, Jack! Call me a dirty girl!

(Cut to Jack and Sally having sex on Sally's bed; Sally going absolutely wild, pulling Jacks hair, scratching his back and screaming out her pleasure, while Jack, on top of her, looks slightly mortified.)

Sally: DO IT! Call me a strumpet! A whore! I'm so bad! I'm so dirty!
Jack: Jesus God above, Sally! Can't you just shut up for a moment? Long enough to let me finish?

From Legends in Exile:

Pinoccio: I'm over three centuries old and I still haven't gone through puberty. I want to grow up, I want my balls to drop, and I want to get laid.

Ghost "helping" Bigby shovel snow in The Good Prince.
Bufkin's battle with Baba Yaga and the Djinn is both a Crowning Moment of Awesome and a Crowning Moment of Funny for the blue monkey.
The cubs discovering Ghost's existence for the first time and Darien points randomly at nothing and says 'Do you poop?! Huh? Do you?'
Most of the "Readers Questions" ministories qualify. Highlights include:

Hakim, the assassin of the arabic fables, trying to keep a normal job in Fabletown.

The Training from Hell the mouse police recruits need to pass. (It's a lie, but those who faint from the idea are kicked out)

The Reveal about the Fabletown comics being manufactured by enslaved elves.

The story of Prince Charming's first conquest... an enchanted princess who was cursed into being a snail. His parents cook her for dinner.

Clara the Dragon-Raven "catching" the bouquet at Snow White's wedding. Of course, when you can fly and breathe fire...

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 * When a bruised and bloodied Jack appears in Bigby's office and tries to report a mugging. Nobody believes him.
-{{quote| '''Snow:''' Jack, have you ever heard of the [[Crying Wolf|boy who cried wolf?]]<br />
+{{quote|'''Snow:''' Jack, have you ever heard of the [[Crying Wolf|boy who cried wolf?]]<br />
 '''Jack:''' ''(completely serious)'' Sure Snow, he lives in the seventh floor. So what?<br />
 '''[[Face Palm|Snow:]]''' Never mind. }}
 * ''Bag O' Bones'', the first chapter of the ''Storybook Love'' trade, has one of the funniest sex scenes I've ever read: Jack has saved the life of the prissy [[Southern Belle]] "lady of good breeding" Sally Cornwelles, and, [[Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist|being Jack,]] [[The Casanova|of course asks to sleep with her as a "reward."]] She reluctantly agrees (though she does demand that he at least take a bath first), though it takes only a page for her to turn completely around and [[Evil Feels Good|embrace her new "bad" self:]]
-{{quote| '''Sally:''' '''''(from off-screen, as the "camera" moves upstairs and towards her bedroom)''''' Dear God above, this is a filthy thing you're making me do. ''Filthy''! I feel so dirty! Am I dirty, Jack? ''Am I?'' I ''am'' dirty, aren't I, Jack? Call me a dirty girl, Jack! ''Call me a dirty girl!''<br />
+{{quote|'''Sally:''' '''''(from off-screen, as the "camera" moves upstairs and towards her bedroom)''''' Dear God above, this is a filthy thing you're making me do. ''Filthy''! I feel so dirty! Am I dirty, Jack? ''Am I?'' I ''am'' dirty, aren't I, Jack? Call me a dirty girl, Jack! ''Call me a dirty girl!''
-<br />
-'''''(Cut to Jack and Sally having sex on Sally's bed; Sally going absolutely wild, pulling Jacks hair, scratching his back and screaming out her pleasure, while Jack, on top of her, looks slightly mortified.)'''''<br />
+'''''(Cut to Jack and Sally having sex on Sally's bed; Sally going absolutely wild, pulling Jacks hair, scratching his back and screaming out her pleasure, while Jack, on top of her, looks slightly mortified.)'''''
-<br />
-'''Sally:''' ''DO IT!'' Call me a strumpet! A ''whore!'' I'm so ''bad!'' I'm so ''dirty!''<br />
+'''Sally:''' ''DO IT!'' Call me a strumpet! A ''whore!'' I'm so ''bad!'' I'm so ''dirty!''
 '''Jack:''' Jesus God above, Sally! Can't you just shut up for a moment? Long enough to let me finish? }}
 * From ''Legends in Exile'':
-{{quote| '''Pinoccio:''' [[Not Growing Up Sucks|I'm over three centuries old and I]] ''[[Not Growing Up Sucks|still]]'' [[Not Growing Up Sucks|haven't gone through puberty.]] I want to grow up, I want my balls to drop, and I want to get '''''laid.'''''}}
+{{quote|'''Pinoccio:''' [[Not Growing Up Sucks|I'm over three centuries old and I]] ''[[Not Growing Up Sucks|still]]'' [[Not Growing Up Sucks|haven't gone through puberty.]] I want to grow up, I want my balls to drop, and I want to get '''''laid.'''''}}
 * Ghost "helping" Bigby shovel snow in ''The Good Prince.''
 * Bufkin's battle with Baba Yaga and the Djinn is both a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] ''and'' a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] for the blue monkey.
 * The cubs discovering Ghost's existence for the first time and Darien points randomly at nothing and says 'Do you poop?! Huh? Do you?'
 * Most of the "Readers Questions" ministories qualify. Highlights include:
-{{quote| Hakim, the assassin of the arabic fables, [[Hilarity Ensues|trying to keep a normal job]] in Fabletown. <br />
+{{quote|Hakim, the assassin of the arabic fables, [[Hilarity Ensues|trying to keep a normal job]] in Fabletown. <br />
-The [[Training From Hell]] the mouse police recruits need to pass. (It's a lie, but those who faint from the idea are kicked out)<br />
+The [[Training from Hell]] the mouse police recruits need to pass. (It's a lie, but those who faint from the idea are kicked out)<br />
 [[The Reveal]] about the Fabletown comics being manufactured by enslaved elves.<br />
 The story of Prince Charming's first conquest... an enchanted princess who was cursed into being a snail. [[Comedic Sociopathy|His parents cook her for dinner.]]<br />
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-[[Category:DC Comics (Creator)/Funny]]
-[[Category:Fables]]
 [[Category:Funny]]
+[[Category:{{TOPLEVELPAGE}}]]