Hamlet/Quotes
Did Ophelia ask Hamlet to bed? —A. Cinna, found in The Penguin Book of Limericks
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Naomi: Hamlet's basically a teenage boy. He's got all these desires, but he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them. So, he goes mad, and wanks off about Ophelia, and ends up so boring, somebody has to kill him! |
Cheer up, Hamlet; chin up, Hamlet; buck up, you melancholy Dane! |
"Half of what he says means something else, and the other half means nothing at all!" |
Higgeldy Piggeldy, |
Are the commentators on Hamlet really mad or only pretending to be mad? |
I like to think that there's a little Hamlet in all of us. Not that melancholy stuff. Or being a prince. But I've always believed that we should have a little Danish in us. Especially in the morning. |
An interesting anagram: "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." becomes.... "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten." |
Green Eggs and Hamlet |
Prince Hamlet thought uncle a traitor —Stanley J. Sharpless
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Will you kill him in his bed? —Green Eggs and Hamlet
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Hamlet's real father is killed by his brother, —Abbreviated version of the plot by the cast of Histeria! in the song "That's the Story that's Told by the Bard".
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Hamlet, Hamlet, very gory —Final lines of "Hamlet", by John Wesley Harding
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