Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (film)/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Daniel Radcliffe's very good at being hilariously blunt. A good example being the final scene of Goblet Of Fire, where it's sinking in to Hermione that Voldemort is back.

Hermione: (close to tears) Everything's going to change, isn't it?
Harry: (puts his hand on her shoulder, then says "Yeah" in a completely blunt, unsympathetic tone)

  • Ron complaining about Krum: "Ruddy pumpkinhead!"
    • Also Ron coming in pale and shaking and looking like he's about to faint because 'He just asked Fleur Delacour out."
    • "Actually, he sort of screamed at her."
    • "Hermione... you're a girl!"
  • Veritaserum scene.

Snape: Do you know what this is, Potter?
Harry: Pumpkin juice, sir?

    • Also where Snape laments that its use on students is "regrettably forbidden."
  • The studying scene, where Harry and Ron keep on getting caught talking by Snape and get their heads smacked by a book and forced down for their troubles.
    • The uber-annoyed look Snape gives and the precise manner in which he pulled up his sleeves before shoving their heads down was the icing on the funny cake.
  • When Myrtle gets in the tub with Harry.
  • From the fifth movie:

Hermione:"Do you ever stop eating?!"
Ron: "What? I'm hungry."

    • Then in this movie...

Hermione: (hitting Ron repeatedly on the head with a newspaper) "Stop! Eating! Stop! Eating!"

  • And who can forget Neville during the second task?

"Oh my God! I've killed Harry Potter!"

    • This (American) troper got a little bit of a chuckle from his experience in the theater, where a group of what appeared to be college-aged guys behind him promptly yelled, "You bastard!!" immediately after Neville said this.
    • This gem from Lucius Malfoy:

Weasley Twin: Blimey, Dad! How far up are we?
Lucius: We'll put it this way: If it rains, you'll be the first to know.