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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003460 The device has been reduced to an utterly useless heap of shit.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003460 The device has been reduced to an utterly useless heap of shit.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003490 Rose: Answer troll.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003490 Rose: Answer troll.]
{{quote|{{color|#b536de|TT: I suggest you serve these crisp bunches of honey and verbal annihilation to him as part of a complete breakfast.}}}}
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:#b536de">TT: I suggest you serve these crisp bunches of honey and verbal annihilation to him as part of a complete breakfast.</span>}}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003500 I got] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003501 a present] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003502 for you Casey.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003500 I got] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003501 a present] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003502 for you Casey.]
{{quote|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}003503 CG: JOHN WHAT THE WET BAG OF HUMAN HORSE SHIT TO THE FACE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.] }}
{{quote|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s{{=}}6&p{{=}}003503 CG: JOHN WHAT THE WET BAG OF HUMAN HORSE SHIT TO THE FACE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.] }}
* John and Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003503 conversation] about Terezi:
* John and Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003503 conversation] about Terezi:
{{quote|{{color|#626262|CG: OK IF YOU TALK TO HER AGAIN WHEN SHE TRIES HATCHING MORE PLANS GIVE HER A MESSAGE INTO THE PAST FOR ME.}}
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:#626262;">CG: OK IF YOU TALK TO HER AGAIN WHEN SHE TRIES HATCHING MORE PLANS GIVE HER A MESSAGE INTO THE PAST FOR ME.</span>
{{color|#0715cd|EB: ok.}}
<span style{{=}}"color:#0715cd;">EB: ok.</span>
{{color|#626262|CG: TELL HER TO POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE AND SET A TABLE FOR FUCKING TWO ON IT.}}
<span style{{=}}"color:#626262;">CG: TELL HER TO POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE AND SET A TABLE FOR FUCKING TWO ON IT.</span>
{{color|#626262|CG: ITS FOR OUR CANDLE LIGHT HATE DATE.}} }}
<span style{{=}}"color:#626262;">CG: ITS FOR OUR CANDLE LIGHT HATE DATE.</span>}}
** Immediately afterwards, John [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003504 proceeds to inform Terezi of said conversation]:
** Immediately afterwards, John [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003504 proceeds to inform Terezi of said conversation]:
{{quote|{{color|#0715cd|EB: oh, he said to give you a message...}}
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:#0715cd;">EB: oh, he said to give you a message...</span>
{{color|#008282|GC: OH >:?}}
<span style{{=}}"color:#008282;">GC: OH >:?</span>
{{color|#0715cd|EB: he wants you to touch his bone lump or something.}}
<span style{{=}}"color:#0715cd;">EB: he wants you to touch his bone lump or something.</span>
{{color|#008282|GC: WH4T!!!}}
<span style{{=}}"color:#008282;">GC: WH4T!!!</span>
{{color|#0715cd|EB: and that he's pretty much basically in love with you.}}
<span style{{=}}"color:#0715cd;">EB: and that he's pretty much basically in love with you.</span>
{{color|#008282|GC: W41T}}
<span style{{=}}"color:#008282;">GC: W41T</span>
{{color|#008282|GC: D1D H3 4CTU4LLY S4Y TH4T}}
<span style{{=}}"color:#008282;">GC: D1D H3 4CTU4LLY S4Y TH4T</span>
{{color|#008282|GC: 1N CONF1D3NC3}}
<span style{{=}}"color:#008282;">GC: 1N CONF1D3NC3</span>
{{color|#0715cd|EB: yeah, i dunno, pretty much.}}
<span style{{=}}"color:#0715cd;">EB: yeah, i dunno, pretty much.</span>
{{color|#008282|GC: C4N YOU COPY 3X4CTLY WH4T H3 S41D}}
<span style{{=}}"color:#008282;">GC: C4N YOU COPY 3X4CTLY WH4T H3 S41D</span>
{{color|#0715cd|EB: ohhh no, we're not going down that road!}} }}
<span style{{=}}"color:#0715cd;">EB: ohhh no, we're not going down that road!</span>}}
** The term "candle light hate date" pops up again [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004562 here]. Its usage isn't any less humorous.
** The term "candle light hate date" pops up again [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004562 here]. Its usage isn't any less humorous.
** Kanaya and Eridan have [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004243 basically the same conversation] later on. It's still funny.
** Kanaya and Eridan have [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004243 basically the same conversation] later on. It's still funny.
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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003740 The underlings all look kind of put off by it though. You're kind of weirding them out.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003740 The underlings all look kind of put off by it though. You're kind of weirding them out.]
* "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003818 This] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003819 is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."]
* "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003818 This] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003819 is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922063602/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831 &#91;S&#93; John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter] <s> {{color|red|THIS IS STUPID}}</s> {{color|#0715cd|yeah right!}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922063602/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831 &#91;S&#93; John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter] <span style="text-decoration: line-through; color:red;">THIS IS STUPID</span> <span style="color:#0715cd;">yeah right!</span>
** All while carcinoGeneticist looks on in disbelief. Or bonks his head in time with the drumbeats.
** All while carcinoGeneticist looks on in disbelief. Or bonks his head in time with the drumbeats.
** I have trouble believing that this will not remain the funniest webcomic moment of all time.
** I have trouble believing that this will not remain the funniest webcomic moment of all time.
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** It's hard to say whether it's funnier before or after we [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004710 see the damage for ourselves.]
** It's hard to say whether it's funnier before or after we [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004710 see the damage for ourselves.]
* Rose's [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004709 conversation with Aradia].
* Rose's [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004709 conversation with Aradia].
{{quote|[[color:#a10000:AA: maybe if i behave in a manner s0 rand0m
{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: maybe if i behave in a manner s0 rand0m</span>
AA: parad0x space w0nt kn0w h0w t0 handle it!
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: parad0x space w0nt kn0w h0w t0 handle it!</span>
AA: blah BL00P blee BLUH!@#$%^&*()_+
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: blah BL00P blee BLUH!@#$%^&*()_+</span>
AA: didnt see that 0ne c0ming did y0u pspace??? + ?*rand(413^612)
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: didnt see that 0ne c0ming did y0u pspace??? + ?*rand(413^612)</span>
AA: oh look and now i suddenly refuse to type zeroes in my sentences
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: oh look and now i suddenly refuse to type zeroes in my sentences</span>
AA: isnt that crazy! who thought that was even a possibility
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: isnt that crazy! who thought that was even a possibility</span>
AA: bslick never would have imagined THAT little vestibule of probability was tucked somewhere in his huge glistening blow sack
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: bslick never would have imagined THAT little vestibule of probability was tucked somewhere in his huge glistening blow sack</span>
AA: ribbit ribbit ribbit
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: ribbit ribbit ribbit</span>
AA: WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT</span>
AA: I JUST CONTROLLED THE RIBBITS AND I DID IT DELIBERATELY]] }}
<span style{{=}}"color:#a10000;">AA: I JUST CONTROLLED THE RIBBITS AND I DID IT DELIBERATELY</span>}}
** Also to be found on the [[Nightmare Fuel]] and [[Tear Jerker]] pages.
** Also to be found on the [[Nightmare Fuel]] and [[Tear Jerker]] pages.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004719 This...] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004720 Is...] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004721 Motherfuckin...] '''''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130815101042/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004722 BlAsPhEmY!!!]'''''
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004719 This...] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004720 Is...] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004721 Motherfuckin...] '''''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130815101042/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004722 BlAsPhEmY!!!]'''''