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{{quote|''Here's one: A genetically engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy. A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement. A race of bosom people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS.''|'''[[Zero Punctuation|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''[[Tomb Raider]]: Anniversary''}} |
{{quote|''Here's one: A genetically engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy. A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement. A race of bosom people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS.''|'''[[Zero Punctuation|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''[[Tomb Raider]]: Anniversary''}} |
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{{quote|'''Mariya:''' Admit it, you're playing for the other team. |
{{quote|'''Mariya:''' Admit it, you're playing for the other team. |
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'''Kanako:''' What? |
'''Kanako:''' What? |
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'''Mariya:''' You're a carpet muncher. |
'''Mariya:''' You're a carpet muncher. |
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'''Kanako:''' What? |
'''Kanako:''' What? |
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'''Mariya:''' You prefer the taco over the hot dog. |
'''Mariya:''' You prefer the taco over the hot dog. |
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'''Kanako:''' What? |
'''Kanako:''' What? |
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'''Mariya:''' Hey, I've got pages of these, I can go on all day.|''[[Maria Holic]] [[Abridged Series]]'' by [http://absentmindedparody.ning.com/video/maria-loic-parody-episode-1 Toaster]}} |
'''Mariya:''' Hey, I've got pages of these, I can go on all day.|''[[Maria Holic]] [[Abridged Series]]'' by [http://absentmindedparody.ning.com/video/maria-loic-parody-episode-1 Toaster]}} |
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{{quote|'''Leland's Grandmother:''' After this, I need to run a couple of errands. Will your family be alright with that, Mr. Tran? |
{{quote|'''Leland's Grandmother:''' After this, I need to run a couple of errands. Will your family be alright with that, Mr. Tran? |
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'''Tran:''' [[Tempting Fate|Where will you be taking us?]]<br /> |
'''Tran:''' [[Tempting Fate|Where will you be taking us?]]<br /> |
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'''Leland's Grandmother:''' [[Long List|Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! Humping the horse dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...<br /> |
'''Leland's Grandmother:''' [[Long List|Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! Humping the horse dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...<br /> |
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'''Lucien:''' Um...<br /> |
'''Lucien:''' Um...<br /> |
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'''Claire:''' Give his shoulders a vacation? Have a tete-a-tete in a wicker salon? Give him new freedom of thought? Revitalize the tight collar market?<br /> |
'''Claire:''' Give his shoulders a vacation? Have a tete-a-tete in a wicker salon? Give him new freedom of thought? Revitalize the tight collar market?<br /> |
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'''Lucien:''' Enough, [[Off with His Head|I get it]], ''I '''get''' it!''|''[[Bite Me (webcomic)|Bite Me]]''}} |
'''Lucien:''' Enough, [[Off with His Head|I get it]], ''I '''get''' it!''|''[[Bite Me! (webcomic)||Bite Me]]''}} |
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Latest revision as of 01:08, 10 April 2017
Here's one: A genetically engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy. A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement. A race of bosom people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS.
—Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, reviewing Tomb Raider: Anniversary
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Mariya: Admit it, you're playing for the other team. |
Leland's Grandmother: After this, I need to run a couple of errands. Will your family be alright with that, Mr. Tran? |
Claire: Well, one thing's for sure. Sooner or later Louis' gonna stick his head out of the world's most sadistic window. |