I Can Do Superbad All By Myself/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Chapter One

Chapter Two

  • "I'm too sexy to go to prison!"
  • The scene where Lars and Antonio threaten to tear up Arthur's tickets to see Flogging Molly in concert if he doesn't bail Francis out of jail.
  • "Giant tub of mayonnaise, here I come!"
  • This description of how the Shinsengumi, Arthur, and Francis were traveling in a police car.

The next thing Arthur and Francis knew was that they were in a Shinsengumi police cruiser with Okita and Matsudaira. Since the car only fit four people, Kondo was duct-taped to the front bumper, Hijikata was in the trunk, and Yamazaki was holding onto the police lights.

    • This exchange that followed said description:

Arthur (Referring to how everyone is riding the car): "Are you sure this is bloody safe?"
Matsudaira: "Yes." (Takes a drink from a flask)
Arthur: "But, you're drinking and three members aren't even riding the bloody damn car properly!"
Francis: "It's okay to drink in a moving vehicle! I did this all the time back in France!"

Arthur: "You could bloody kill yourself or others if you do that!"

Francis: "I was just a little boy, and my mom was driving me to school!"

  • Yamazaki getting burned when Matsudaira turned on the police lights.
  • The entire Music Montage set to Flogging Molly's "Drunken Lullabies".
  • Mirajane asks Arthur if he's Wendy's friend from Hogwarts. Cue Arthur going temporarily insane and trying to get to Hogwarts.
  • Gray teaching Francis how to count cards.
  • "You're not going to be in my bed anytime soon!"
  • Arthur getting hit by a car.