I Like Swords/Quotes

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Fighter: So... anybody else here like swords?

Thief: You already asked that.

Fighter: Did I?

Black Mage, Thief and Red Mage: YES!

Fighter: So... anyone here like claymores, then?

Red Mage: You did that too.

Fighter: When?

Black Mage: Before the flamberges, cutlasses, rapiers, gladiuses and katanas, but after the bastard sword, longsword, falchion and scimitar.
"Hey! Guess what's sharper than a golf club!!" (later) "Hey, everybody! I love swords!"
"Swish swish, clang clang."