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GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN —What you will be seeing many, many times during the course of the game.

"YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD!" —The Old Man from The Legend of Zelda

Q: APPLES DO NOT FALL UP A: They're really more like giant cherries... —The game's official FAQ

"Please stop Lets Playing I Wanna Be the Guy."

The Kid: Wait! Former Grandfather The Guy! You killed him! The Guy: As you will now try to kill me. Or be killed yourself! The Kid: NO! I WANNA BE THE GUY!!!

In 1942, the Algerian philosopher Albert Camus stated that "there is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy." Ultimately, he found in favour of life. Now I offer you evidence to the contrary. —Everything2, "I Wanna Be The Guy"

I have bested Fruit, Spike and Moon! And now I will defeat you, The Guy! —The Kid

What is a man? Cue Wine Glass Death Toss* —Dracula