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* This exchange between the landlady and Zuri in "The Talented Mr. Kipling": |
* This exchange between the landlady and Zuri in "The Talented Mr. Kipling": |
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{{quote|'''Landlady:''' You people have a vicious, cold-blooded reptile living in this building?. |
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'''Zuri:''' Why not? You live here. }} |
'''Zuri:''' Why not? You live here. }} |
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** Same episode: |
** Same episode: |
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{{quote|'''Jessie:''' All my boyfriends have to be at least 18. *looks at Mr. Kipling* And human. |
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'''Emma:''' So Luke, you're 0 for 2. }} |
'''Emma:''' So Luke, you're 0 for 2. }} |
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* When Ravi gets a mystical eyeball app on his computer: |
* When Ravi gets a mystical eyeball app on his computer: |
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{{quote|'''Ravi:''' Bertram, we have terrible news! |
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'''Bertram:''' Your parents are having another kid? |
'''Bertram:''' Your parents are having another kid? |
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'''Ravi:''' No. You are going to get hurt doing the splits, choke on stuffing, and then get carried away by a dark, shadowy figure at 6:22 tomorrow! |
'''Ravi:''' No. You are going to get hurt doing the splits, choke on stuffing, and then get carried away by a dark, shadowy figure at 6:22 tomorrow! |
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'''Bertram:''' You figured all that out by asking yes or no questions? |
'''Bertram:''' You figured all that out by asking yes or no questions? |
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'''Zuri:''' We asked a lot of questions. |
'''Zuri:''' We asked a lot of questions. |
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'''Bertram:''' Well, I have a prediction. ''An incredibly handsome man will tap-dance out of the kitchen''! *tap dances out of kitchen and does a tongue expression* }} |
'''Bertram:''' Well, I have a prediction. ''An incredibly handsome man will tap-dance out of the kitchen''! *tap dances out of kitchen and does a tongue expression* }} |
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** Later in the same ep: |
** Later in the same ep: |
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{{quote|'''Bertram:''' [[Tempting Fate|I'm not going to get hurt doing the splits]]. *slips on a banana peel, then lands in a split pose* Ow!<br /> |
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'''Ravi:''' It said he would get hurt doing the splits, and he is doing the splits! (beat)<br /> |
'''Ravi:''' It said he would get hurt doing the splits, and he is doing the splits! (beat)<br /> |
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'''Zuri:''' And he was eating a banana split!<br /> |
'''Zuri:''' And he was eating a banana split!<br /> |
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'''Ravi and Zuri:''' A TRIPLE SPLIT! }} |
'''Ravi and Zuri:''' A TRIPLE SPLIT! }} |
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** And at the end of the ep: |
** And at the end of the ep: |
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{{quote|'''Ravi:''' I guess a 3 dollar computer application cannot hold the answer to all of life's mysteries. |
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'''Jessie:''' Yeah. *beat* [[Strange Minds Think Alike|Those cost 4.99]]! }} |
'''Jessie:''' Yeah. *beat* [[Strange Minds Think Alike|Those cost 4.99]]! }} |
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** One of Creepy Connie's voice mails: |
** One of Creepy Connie's voice mails: |
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{{quote|'''Connie:''' Hey Luke! It's nanny [[Blatant Lies|Jessie]]! Yip-pi-ee kai-yay... ok fine, it's Connie.}} |
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* When Jessie freaks out on the subway: |
* When Jessie freaks out on the subway: |
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{{quote|'''Emma:''' People are staring. And in New York, that's saying something.}} |
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* When Jessie is making a film for her friend Darla: |
* When Jessie is making a film for her friend Darla: |
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{{quote|'''Mrs. Chesterfield:''' Marla! Your friend is a terrible nanny! She couldn't take care of a bowl of sea monkeys. |
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'''Jessie:''' Hey! I'll have you know that all of my sea monkeys died of natural causes! ''([[Beat]])'' ...And a thirsty cat. }} |
'''Jessie:''' Hey! I'll have you know that all of my sea monkeys died of natural causes! ''([[Beat]])'' ...And a thirsty cat. }} |
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* From "Used Karma" cue Zuri escorting Luke into the screening room. |
* From "Used Karma" cue Zuri escorting Luke into the screening room. |
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{{quote|'''Zuri:''' The Great Ravi will see you now. |
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'''Ravi:''' Luke. I have been expecting you. |
'''Ravi:''' Luke. I have been expecting you. |
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'''Luke:''' What is all this? |
'''Luke:''' What is all this? |
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'''Ravi:''' You have just entered my lair. |
'''Ravi:''' You have just entered my lair. |
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'''Luke:''' Dude, it's the screening room. |
'''Luke:''' Dude, it's the screening room. |
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'''Ravi:''' True, but it doubles as my lair. |
'''Ravi:''' True, but it doubles as my lair. |
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'''Luke:''' Okay, isn't a lair usually underground- |
'''Luke:''' Okay, isn't a lair usually underground- |
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'''Ravi:''' ''I TELL YOU, IT IS A LAIR!'' |
'''Ravi:''' ''I TELL YOU, IT IS A LAIR!'' |
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'''Zuri:''' (whispers to Luke) Just go with it. |
'''Zuri:''' (whispers to Luke) Just go with it. |
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'''Luke:''' Not the point. I need your help with my bad karma. |
'''Luke:''' Not the point. I need your help with my bad karma. |
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'''Ravi:''' I will help you, but first... admit to me this is a lair. }} |
'''Ravi:''' I will help you, but first... admit to me this is a lair. }} |
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* This line from "The Princess and the Pea Brain": |
* This line from "The Princess and the Pea Brain": |
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{{quote|'''[[Rich Bitch|Brody]]:''' How did you ''ever'' get to be a butler?<br /> |
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'''[[Servile Snarker|Bertram]]:''' Well, I wanted to be an obnoxious rich kid, but the job was filled. |
'''[[Servile Snarker|Bertram]]:''' Well, I wanted to be an obnoxious rich kid, but the job was filled. |
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Revision as of 10:57, 8 August 2014
- This exchange between the landlady and Zuri in "The Talented Mr. Kipling":
Landlady: You people have a vicious, cold-blooded reptile living in this building?. |
- Same episode:
Jessie: All my boyfriends have to be at least 18. *looks at Mr. Kipling* And human. |
- When Ravi gets a mystical eyeball app on his computer:
Ravi: Bertram, we have terrible news! |
- Later in the same ep:
Bertram: I'm not going to get hurt doing the splits. *slips on a banana peel, then lands in a split pose* Ow! |
- And at the end of the ep:
Ravi: I guess a 3 dollar computer application cannot hold the answer to all of life's mysteries. |
- One of Creepy Connie's voice mails:
Connie: Hey Luke! It's nanny Jessie! Yip-pi-ee kai-yay... ok fine, it's Connie. |
- When Jessie freaks out on the subway:
Emma: People are staring. And in New York, that's saying something. |
- When Jessie is making a film for her friend Darla:
Mrs. Chesterfield: Marla! Your friend is a terrible nanny! She couldn't take care of a bowl of sea monkeys. |
- From "Used Karma" cue Zuri escorting Luke into the screening room.
Zuri: The Great Ravi will see you now. |
- This line from "The Princess and the Pea Brain":