Kick the Son of a Bitch/Quotes

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"As you know, I'm a cruel bastard, and if there's one thing I enjoy it's seeing another cruel bastard get his cocoa."
"The White House on Tuesday revealed that Osama Bin Laden was not armed when Navy SEALs found him, but they say he did resist them. Hey, White House -- armed, unarmed, not resisting, holding a bunny -- we're totally cool with you shooting Bin Laden."

Kurata: No! Please! Take pity on me, Marcus!

Marcus: Pity's all I had for you, KUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! {Punches him}