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- The movie manages to cram a Crowning Moment of Awesome, Crowning Moment of Heartwarming, Crowning Moment Of Funny, and a Tear Jerker into ONE SCENE. Spoilered below.
- Badass Grandpa The Beast and the middle-aged Battle Couple are tangled up like a human pretzel. Gangster-Boss Brother Sum tells Sing to hit the couple with a railing post and help the Beast. Sing gets pissed and hits Brother Sum, who screams like a little girl. That's the Awesome. Then Sing, who all movie long has been pretty much a Minion with an F In Evil proceeds to hit THE BEAST with the railing post. That's the Heartwarming. The Beast comes close to a literal Curb Stomp Battle with Sing, let's call it a Floor Stomp instead. Point is, Sing is beaten to near-death. With tragic music playing. That's your Tear Jerker. The Beast asks "Why did you hit me?" Sing's response? To fumble for a tiny little stick off the floor... and hit him in the head AGAIN. That's the Funny. The Beast then smashes Sing's face into pulp. Don't fret though, he gets better.

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 ** The movie manages to cram a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]], Crowning Moment Of Funny, and a [[Tear Jerker]] into ONE SCENE. Spoilered below.
-**  {{spoiler|[[Badass Grandpa]] [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|The Beast]] and the middle-aged [[Battle Couple]] are tangled up like a human pretzel. Gangster-Boss Brother Sum tells Sing to hit the couple with a railing post and help the Beast. Sing gets pissed and hits Brother Sum, who screams like a little girl. That's the Awesome. Then Sing, who all movie long has been pretty much a [[Minion With an F In Evil]] proceeds to hit THE BEAST with the railing post. That's the Heartwarming. The Beast comes close to a literal [[Curb Stomp Battle]] with Sing, let's call it a Floor Stomp instead. Point is, Sing is beaten to near-death. With tragic music playing. That's your [[Tear Jerker]]. The Beast asks [[Evil Cannot Comprehend Good|"Why did you hit me?"]] Sing's response? To fumble for a tiny little stick off the floor... and hit him in the head AGAIN. That's the Funny. The Beast then smashes Sing's face into pulp. Don't fret though, he gets better.}}
+**  {{spoiler|[[Badass Grandpa]] [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|The Beast]] and the middle-aged [[Battle Couple]] are tangled up like a human pretzel. Gangster-Boss Brother Sum tells Sing to hit the couple with a railing post and help the Beast. Sing gets pissed and hits Brother Sum, who screams like a little girl. That's the Awesome. Then Sing, who all movie long has been pretty much a [[Minion with an F In Evil]] proceeds to hit THE BEAST with the railing post. That's the Heartwarming. The Beast comes close to a literal [[Curb Stomp Battle]] with Sing, let's call it a Floor Stomp instead. Point is, Sing is beaten to near-death. With tragic music playing. That's your [[Tear Jerker]]. The Beast asks [[Evil Cannot Comprehend Good|"Why did you hit me?"]] Sing's response? To fumble for a tiny little stick off the floor... and hit him in the head AGAIN. That's the Funny. The Beast then smashes Sing's face into pulp. Don't fret though, he gets better.}}
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