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From "Evil...and His Brother Ziggy", a Crowning Moment of Funny illustrating the Crime-Time Soap aspects of the show:

Charlie: Ted...is this curry?
Ted: You don't like it, is it too spicy?
Charlie: Indian food? [glances at American Indian Capt. Whitehat]
Ted: It was a coincidence, I just grabbed the first menu!
Capt. Whitehat: How long have you two been together?
Charlie: Since we met in prison.
Ted: But we're not...together.
[Rachel sits down and glares at Charlie.]
Capt. Whitehat: This isn't your daughter?
Charlie: No. She's "not" my niece. And there's "not" a boy "not" playing a guitar at the other end of a phone call.
Rachel: That's exactly right, there's not.
Charlie: Look, Rachel, I was worried.
Rachel: No, he was worried [points at Ted], you were gone. I came home, you weren't here; I called, you didn't pick up.
Charlie: I was in the middle of nowhere!
Capt. Whitehat: By that he means my home.
Rachel: You come and go. [storms off]
Ted: I'm in love with Olivia. Charlie, I'm in love with the woman who's going to marry your father. [storms off]
Charlie: White people.
Capt. Whitehat: Pass the vindaloo?

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 * From "Evil...and His Brother Ziggy", a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] illustrating the [[Crime-Time Soap]] aspects of the show:
-{{quote| '''Charlie''': Ted...is this curry?<br />
+{{quote|'''Charlie''': Ted...is this curry?
-'''Ted''': You don't like it, is it too spicy?<br />
+'''Ted''': You don't like it, is it too spicy?
-'''Charlie''': Indian food? [''glances at American Indian Capt. Whitehat'']<br />
+'''Charlie''': Indian food? [''glances at American Indian Capt. Whitehat'']
-'''Ted''': It was a coincidence, I just grabbed the first menu!<br />
+'''Ted''': It was a coincidence, I just grabbed the first menu!
-'''Capt. Whitehat''': How long have you two been together?<br />
+'''Capt. Whitehat''': How long have you two been together?
-'''Charlie''': Since we met in prison.<br />
+'''Charlie''': Since we met in prison.
-'''Ted''': But we're not...''together.''<br />
+'''Ted''': But we're not...''together.''
-[''Rachel sits down and glares at Charlie.'']<br />
+[''Rachel sits down and glares at Charlie.'']
-'''Capt. Whitehat''': This isn't your daughter?<br />
+'''Capt. Whitehat''': This isn't your daughter?
-'''Charlie''': No. She's "not" my niece. And there's "not" a boy "not" playing a guitar at the other end of a phone call.<br />
+'''Charlie''': No. She's "not" my niece. And there's "not" a boy "not" playing a guitar at the other end of a phone call.
-'''Rachel''': That's exactly right, there's not.<br />
+'''Rachel''': That's exactly right, there's not.
-'''Charlie''': Look, Rachel, I was worried.<br />
+'''Charlie''': Look, Rachel, I was worried.
-'''Rachel''': No, ''he'' was worried [''points at Ted''], you were gone. I came home, you weren't here; I called, you didn't pick up.<br />
+'''Rachel''': No, ''he'' was worried [''points at Ted''], you were gone. I came home, you weren't here; I called, you didn't pick up.
-'''Charlie''': I was in the middle of nowhere!<br />
+'''Charlie''': I was in the middle of nowhere!
-'''Capt. Whitehat''': By that he means my home.<br />
+'''Capt. Whitehat''': By that he means my home.
-'''Rachel''': You come and go. [''storms off'']<br />
+'''Rachel''': You come and go. [''storms off'']
-'''Ted''': I'm in love with Olivia. Charlie, I'm in ''love'' with [[Love Triangle|the woman who's going to marry your father]]. [''storms off'']<br />
+'''Ted''': I'm in love with Olivia. Charlie, I'm in ''love'' with [[Love Triangle|the woman who's going to marry your father]]. [''storms off'']
-'''Charlie''': [[Hypocritical Humor|White people]].<br />
+'''Charlie''': [[Hypocritical Humor|White people]].
-'''Capt. Whitehat''': Pass the vindaloo?
+'''Capt. Whitehat''': Pass the vindaloo? }}
- }}
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