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Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke Skywalker: No... that's not true! That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

—Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Monarch: Hank, what if I told you that your mother was someone you've met before? And that your father was not your REAL father?
Hank: What?
Monarch: Hank! I am your real father!
Hank: N-No, you're not...

Monarch PSYCH! Oh man, I totally got you. You were all like, "Oh, daddy! You're my daddy!"

—The Venture Brothers, "Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean"

Fernando: Claudius, I have something to tell you. I'm your twin brother!
Claudius: Gaah! But Uncle Teotonius is my grandson!
Uncle Teotonius: But, Charles, I'm your niece!
Charles: Teotonius, if I'm your aunt... Fernando, I'm your mother!!!
(silence)

All: It can't be! How could it be? Really, guys, think for yourselves...

—Gato Fedorento

You... you are my mother?

—Roxy to Morgana, Winx Club

I'M YOUR PAPI!

—Eddie Guerrero

WHAT?!?!?! Zeke is Yoh's twin brother?!

—The Yoh-Gumi's reaction to Mikihisa revealing Hao to be Yoh's twin brother, Shaman King

Ragna: What?
Jin: There's no way!
Imperator Librarius: So this cauldron... is not yet dust...?

Ragna: Saya... Saya, what the hell?

—BlazBlue: Continuum Shift

Dexter: [gasps] That is not possible! No, wait, no, you're right.

—Dexter's Laboratory, The Muffin Man episode

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 {{trope}}
-{{quote|'''Darth Vader:''' [[The Obi Wan|Obi-Wan]] never told you what happened to [[Disappeared Dad|your father]].<br />
+{{quote|'''Darth Vader:''' [[The Obi-Wan|Obi-Wan]] never told you what happened to [[Disappeared Dad|your father]].
-'''Luke Skywalker:''' [[From a Certain Point of View|He told me enough]]! He told me [[You Killed My Father|you killed him]]!<br />
+'''Luke Skywalker:''' [[From a Certain Point of View|He told me enough]]! He told me [[You Killed My Father|you killed him]]!
-'''Darth Vader:''' [[Little No|No.]] ''[[Beam Me Up Scotty|I]]'' [[Trope Namer|am your father]].<br />
+'''Darth Vader:''' [[Little No|No.]] ''[[Beam Me Up, Scotty|I]]'' [[Trope Namer|am your father]].
-'''Luke Skywalker:''' [[This Cannot Be|No... that's not true! That's impossible!]]<br />
+'''Luke Skywalker:''' [[This Cannot Be!|No... that's not true! That's impossible!]]
-'''Darth Vader:''' Search your feelings. You know it to be true.<br />
+'''Darth Vader:''' Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
 '''Luke Skywalker:''' [[Big No|NOOOOOOOOO!]] [[Heroic BSOD|NOOOOOOOO!]]|''[[Star Wars]] Episode V: [[The Empire Strikes Back]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Monarch:''' Hank, what if I told you that your mother was someone you've met before? And that your father was not your REAL father?<br />
+{{quote|'''Monarch:''' Hank, what if I told you that your mother was someone you've met before? And that your father was not your REAL father?
-'''Hank:''' What?<br />
+'''Hank:''' What?
-'''Monarch:''' Hank! ''I'' am your real father!<br />
+'''Monarch:''' Hank! ''I'' am your real father!
-'''Hank:''' N-No, you're not...<br />
+'''Hank:''' N-No, you're not...
 '''Monarch''' PSYCH! Oh man, I totally got you. You were all like, "Oh, daddy! You're my daddy!"|''[[The Venture Brothers]]'', "Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean"}}
-{{quote|'''Fernando:''' Claudius, I have something to tell you. I'm your twin brother!<br />
+{{quote|'''Fernando:''' Claudius, I have something to tell you. I'm your twin brother!
-'''Claudius:''' Gaah! But Uncle Teotonius is my grandson!<br />
+'''Claudius:''' Gaah! But Uncle Teotonius is my grandson!
-'''Uncle Teotonius:''' But, Charles, I'm your niece!<br />
+'''Uncle Teotonius:''' But, Charles, I'm your niece!
-'''Charles:''' Teotonius, if I'm your aunt... Fernando, I'm your mother!!!<br />
+'''Charles:''' Teotonius, if I'm your aunt... Fernando, I'm your mother!!!
-''(silence)''<br />
+''(silence)''
 '''All:''' It can't be! How could it be? Really, guys, think for yourselves...|''[[Gato Fedorento]]''}}
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 {{quote|''WHAT?!?!?! Zeke is {{spoiler|Yoh's twin brother}}?!''|'''The Yoh-Gumi's''' reaction to '''Mikihisa''' revealing {{spoiler|'''Hao''' to be '''Yoh's''' twin brother}}, ''[[Shaman King]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Ragna''': ''What?''<br />
+{{quote|'''Ragna''': ''What?''
-'''Jin''': ''There's no way!''<br />
+'''Jin''': ''There's no way!''
-'''Imperator Librarius''': ''So this cauldron... is not yet dust...?''<br />
+'''Imperator Librarius''': ''So this cauldron... is not yet dust...?''
-'''Ragna''': {{spoiler|''Saya... Saya''}}'', what the hell?''|''[[Blaz Blue]]: Continuum Shift''}}
+'''Ragna''': {{spoiler|''Saya... Saya''}}'', what the hell?''|''[[BlazBlue]]: Continuum Shift''}}
-{{quote|'''Dexter''': [gasps] That is not possible! No, wait, no, you're right.|''[[Dexters Laboratory]]'', The Muffin Man episode}}
+{{quote|'''Dexter''': [gasps] That is not possible! No, wait, no, you're right.|''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]'', The Muffin Man episode}}
 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Luke I Am Your Father]]
+[[Category:Luke, I Am Your Father]]
 [[Category:Quotes]]