Magick Chicks/Funny

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  • Jacqui's spells messing with Sandi's mind so she sees Faith naked. It ends with her dry humping a tree while Jacqui tricks her opponent into slamming face first into another tree.
  • When Mel complains that the MMAA dropped her, Tiffany denies any such thing, claiming it was probably Mel's weight that was to blame. Cerise snarks on Melissa, who asserts she's only 99 lbs. Tiffany disagrees.
  • Mel trying to tap into the school's power.

Melissa: Let's see... um... eggos... gallforce... scarface! No, that's not right... Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

Faith: (offscreen) Oh, Melissahhh... Where aaaaaare you?

Melissa: (getting frustrated) Ohhh, just give me your power, you stupid school!

(her hands begin to glow)

Melissa: Ahhh... ahhh, power! More than I even imagined! (delighted) Cussing out the school totally works!

Faith: No way you have this kind of power! If you did, you'd never shut up about it!

  • Faith's reaction to Jacqui's Wall of Text after the latter misunderstands(?) Faith's question.
  • Tiff falling off the fence in the middle of her triumphant speech... then finishing it.
  • Tiffany's "backup plan" backfires, when the the target casually swats it back at her, causing it to blow up in her face. Literally.