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"I appear to have burst into flames."

—The Spy, Team Fortress 2

Alessio: I’m fine.
Kantor: No. You lost an arm, Alessio. By the mercy of the Emperor alone, you’re lucky you didn’t lose your life.
Alessio: I haven’t lost an arm, brother. It’s right over there.

—Rynn's World

"I don't care! I like being on fire!"

—Headbanger, Brutal Legend

"Man, I panicked too much. All I lost was my left arm."

—Shirou, Fate/stay night

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: (points to the arm on the ground) Well, what's that then?!
Black Knight: I've had worse.
**They fight. Arthur lops the knight's other arm off and the knight keeps fighting**
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have!
King Arthur: LOOK!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
**The Black Knight kicks Arthur, who lops his leg off**
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?!
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!
**Arthur, annoyed, lops his final leg off**
Black Knight: Beat ...All right, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: Come, Patsy.
**Arthur rides off**
Black Knight: Oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

—'Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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-{{quote|''"I appear to have burst into flames."''|'''The Spy''', ''[[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|Team Fortress 2]]''}}
+{{quote|''"I appear to have burst into flames."''|'''The Spy''', ''[[Team Fortress 2]]''}}
+{{quote|<poem>'''Alessio:''' I’m fine.
-{{quote|''"I don't care! I like being on fire!"''|'''Headbanger''', ''[[Brutal Legend (Video Game)|Brutal Legend]]''}}
+'''Kantor:''' No. You lost an arm, Alessio. By the mercy of the Emperor alone, you’re lucky you didn’t lose your life.
+'''Alessio:''' I haven’t lost an arm, brother. It’s right over there.</poem>|''Rynn's World''}}
-{{quote|''"Man, I panicked too much. All I lost was my left arm."''|'''Shirou''', ''[[Fate Stay Night]]''}}
+{{quote|''"I don't care! I like being on fire!"''|'''Headbanger''', ''[[Brütal Legend|Brutal Legend]]''}}
+{{quote|''"Man, I panicked too much. All I lost was my left arm."''|'''Shirou''', ''[[Fate/stay night]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Black Knight:''' 'Tis but a scratch.<br />
-'''King Arthur:''' A scratch? Your arm's off!<br />
-'''Black Knight:''' No it isn't.<br />
+{{quote|'''Black Knight:''' 'Tis but a scratch.
-'''King Arthur:''' ''(points to the arm on the ground)'' Well, what's that then?!<br />
+'''King Arthur:''' A scratch? Your arm's off!
-'''Black Knight:''' I've had worse.<br />
+'''Black Knight:''' No it isn't.
-''**They fight. Arthur lops the knight's other arm off and the knight keeps fighting**''<br />
+'''King Arthur:''' ''(points to the arm on the ground)'' Well, what's that then?!
+'''Black Knight:''' I've had worse.
-'''King Arthur:''' You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine!<br />
+''**They fight. Arthur lops the knight's other arm off and the knight keeps fighting**''
-'''Black Knight:''' Oh, had enough, eh?<br />
-'''King Arthur:''' Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!<br />
+'''King Arthur:''' You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine!
-'''Black Knight:''' Yes I have!<br />
+'''Black Knight:''' Oh, had enough, eh?
-'''King Arthur:''' ''LOOK!''<br />
+'''King Arthur:''' Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
-'''Black Knight:''' [[Only a Flesh Wound|Just a flesh wound.]]<br />
+'''Black Knight:''' Yes I have!
+'''King Arthur:''' ''LOOK!''
-''**The Black Knight kicks Arthur, who lops his leg off**''<br />
-'''Black Knight:''' Right, I'll do you for that!<br />
+'''Black Knight:''' [[Only a Flesh Wound|Just a flesh wound.]]
+''**The Black Knight kicks Arthur, who lops his leg off**''
-'''King Arthur:''' You'll WHAT?!<br />
-'''Black Knight:''' Come here!<br />
+'''Black Knight:''' Right, I'll do you for that!
-'''King Arthur:''' What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!<br />
+'''King Arthur:''' You'll ''what?!''
-'''Black Knight:''' I'm invincible!<br />
+'''Black Knight:''' Come here!
-'''King Arthur:''' ...You're a loony.<br />
+'''King Arthur:''' What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!
-'''Black Knight:''' The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!<br />
+'''Black Knight:''' I'm invincible!
+'''King Arthur:''' ...You're a loony.
-''**Arthur, annoyed, lops his final leg off**''<br />
-'''Black Knight:''' ''[[Beat]]'' ...All right, we'll call it a draw.<br />
+'''Black Knight:''' The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!
+''**Arthur, annoyed, lops his final leg off**''
-'''King Arthur:''' Come, [[Sidekick|Patsy]].<br />
+'''Black Knight:''' ''[[Beat]]'' ...All right, we'll call it a draw.
-''**Arthur rides off**''<br />
+'''King Arthur:''' Come, [[Sidekick|Patsy]].
-'''Black Knight:''' Oh, I see! Running away, eh? ''You yellow bastard''! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!|'''[[Monty Python and The Holy Grail]]''
+''**Arthur rides off**''
+'''Black Knight:''' Oh, I see! Running away, eh? ''You yellow bastard''! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
+|'''[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]''
 }}