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Joker, he's our guy
Although he can barely walk,
He can truly fly

-- @/rockstar1009

A Space Op(e)ra
by the legend, Bioware.
A modern classic.

-- User:Kain Lupus

Kasumi Goto
Not the most famous, the best
Writer of haikus.

-- User:Meandering River

Like dust in the wind
Yet still Shepard resists us
ASSUMING CONTROL

-- User:Trick Dirt

Fight like a Krogan?
Maybe run like a leopard?
Never beat Shepard.

-- buri-chan

Commander Shepard
Says this is her favourite store
On the Citadel

-- User:Blork

Red, blue, maybe green.
Honestly, who the hell cares?
It's all just the same.

I don't care about
Anyone on this damn ship
Except Liara.

-- @/Blank_Mage