Medicinal Lullaby/Funny
- Sakura and the remnants of the Rookie 12 go drinking on Sakura's 17th birthday after she finally finds out it wasn't Sasuke but a disguised Naruto who complimented her back on Team 7's first day. Hilarity Ensues.
Shikamaru: Tell me... what am I doing here again? |
- But wait, there's more!
Sakura: And then he leaves in the middle of nowhere! No "bye Sakura" or "Oh I'm leaving for, like, ever, Sakura", just a stupid, stupid note! After not talking to me for two weeks! Who does that? At least Sasuke-kun had the decency to bench me out and put me on a knock. That's a better goodbye than just putting a blanket on me! Gah! I'm going to kill him! |
- Naruto gets excited about the possibilities of what he was able to accomplish against Zetsu with a Simple Staff and decides to give his stick a name.
Naruto: I shall call you... Stick! |
- There's a very funny artistic tribute to this scene drawn by a fan.
- Later on, Naruto's relationship with "Stick" borders on Cargo Ship. Several people find it quite weird.
Killer Bee: Tree-hugger say what now? |
- One of Naruto's shadow clones has to give Hitomi a bath. It doesn't go that well.
Clone: You get her. I quit. *POOF* |
- The end of chapter 19: Sasuke gets pettily jealous when he finds out Naruto has got a headstart on creating a family over him, as if having a daughter was just another attempt by Naruto to one-up him in their rivalry.
No matter. If Naruto already had his legacy in the making then far be it from him to hold back on his. He could never let Naruto beat him in anything. |
- The first time Naruto introduces Hitomi to his friends, she's made uncomfortable by all the girls Squeeing over her and crawls under the table to escape. Judging the crowd by their pants and sandals, she decides the girls are too weird and the boys too smelly... until she notices something more appealing:
Hitomi reached out a hand and gingerly touched the feather-soft silk of the short, dark hakama. It was light and flowy...like princess pants! |
- The Training from Hell Naruto puts his genin team through, especially after he starts out acting like a friendly (if somewhat kooky) sensei. At one point Ringo stumbles back into the central clearing, battered, torn and singed (Naruto wonders if he managed to set himself on fire) and still chased by a wild boar:
Naruto: In through the nose, out through the mouth! It will help with the cramping! |