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* [[Badass Adorable|Spike]] gets a ''huge'' one in chapter 4 where he manages to fight off two ''fully grown stallions'' for a significant period of time with nothing more than claws and adrenaline. {{spoiler|Granted they ''were'' kidnapping him.}} As Shock put it: |
* [[Badass Adorable|Spike]] gets a ''huge'' one in chapter 4 where he manages to fight off two ''fully grown stallions'' for a significant period of time with nothing more than claws and adrenaline. {{spoiler|Granted they ''were'' kidnapping him.}} As Shock put it: |
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{{quote|''I tell you, if you tick off a dragon it doesn’t matter if it’s an adult or a baby, it will give your [[Unusual Euphemism|flank a spanking.]]''}} |
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* Twilight snapped at two Diamond Dogs in chapter 5 |
* Twilight snapped at two Diamond Dogs in chapter 5 |
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{{quote|'''Twilight''': ''I’m terribly sorry…I must have made that sound like a request. '''It wasn’t'''. Call one of your onithopters.''}} |
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* Then there's her little soiree with Zeitgeist and his small army. [[Curb Stomp Battle|Curbs]] are involved. |
* Then there's her little soiree with Zeitgeist and his small army. [[Curb Stomp Battle|Curbs]] are involved. |
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* An evil but no less awesome one from Tirac |
* An evil but no less awesome one from Tirac |
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{{quote|''Plan B…''}} |
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** Which is then countered by, of all people, Spike. Best encapsulated in this little exchange |
** Which is then countered by, of all people, Spike. Best encapsulated in this little exchange |
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{{quote|'''Tirac''': ''Oh no! What’re you going to do with [the wrench]? Fix the plumbing?'' |
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'''Spike''': ''No…I’m gonna wreck your power generators, allowing my friends and I to escape and preventing you from phasing your penetrator thingy. Clear?'' |
'''Spike''': ''No…I’m gonna wreck your power generators, allowing my friends and I to escape and preventing you from phasing your penetrator thingy. Clear?'' |
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'''Tirac''': ''Oh? Please, tell me how you plan to destroy three multi-ton generators twenty meters away whilst surrounded on all sides by my faithful servants…with nothing but a wrench.'' |
'''Tirac''': ''Oh? Please, tell me how you plan to destroy three multi-ton generators twenty meters away whilst surrounded on all sides by my faithful servants…with nothing but a wrench.'' |
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'''Spike''': ''Easy. You ever hear the story of the watchmaker in the desert?'' |
'''Spike''': ''Easy. You ever hear the story of the watchmaker in the desert?'' |
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'''Tirac''': ''[[Sarcasm Failure|No, actually.]]''<br /> |
'''Tirac''': ''[[Sarcasm Failure|No, actually.]]''<br /> |
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'''Spike''': ''That’s because I made it up just now.'' <br /> |
'''Spike''': ''That’s because I made it up just now.'' <br /> |
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'''Tirac''': ''Ah. Tell me then, how does it go?''<br /> |
'''Tirac''': ''Ah. Tell me then, how does it go?''<br /> |
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'''Spike''': ''A watch maker takes his pocket watch into the desert. It stops working. The end.''<br /> |
'''Spike''': ''A watch maker takes his pocket watch into the desert. It stops working. The end.''<br /> |
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'''Tirac''': ''Ooh kid! [[Leaning |
'''Tirac''': ''Ooh kid! [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall|Post that one on Equestria Daily, I’m sure it’ll get six stars!]]''<br /> |
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'''Spike''': ''The moral of the story, you see…(inhales, preparing to use his teleportation breath)…Is that small things in the right place can cause big problems; like a grain of sand in the gears of a pocket watch or, say…A wrench in a turbine?''<br /> |
'''Spike''': ''The moral of the story, you see…(inhales, preparing to use his teleportation breath)…Is that small things in the right place can cause big problems; like a grain of sand in the gears of a pocket watch or, say…A wrench in a turbine?''<br /> |
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'''Tirac''': ([[Oh Crap]] reaction) }} |
'''Tirac''': ([[Oh Crap]] reaction) }} |
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* And finally the ending of Twilight's [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|light stroll]] |
* And finally the ending of Twilight's [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|light stroll]] |
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{{quote|'''Twilight''': ''Are you the one they call Gabbro?'' |
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'''Tirac''': ''Well, I’m ''wearing'' the one they call Gabbro. I'm Tirac, [[Blasphemous Boast|the monster who killed all but three of this world’s gods half-a-million years ago]], pleased to meet you.''<br /> |
'''Tirac''': ''Well, I’m ''wearing'' the one they call Gabbro. I'm Tirac, [[Blasphemous Boast|the monster who killed all but three of this world’s gods half-a-million years ago]], pleased to meet you.''<br /> |
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'''Twilight''': ''You could be Radian for all I care. The dragon in your arms, hand him over and I’ll consider [[Badass Boast|leaving your skeleton where it is.]]''<br /> |
'''Twilight''': ''You could be Radian for all I care. The dragon in your arms, hand him over and I’ll consider [[Badass Boast|leaving your skeleton where it is.]]''<br /> |
Latest revision as of 22:00, 7 August 2014
- Spike gets a huge one in chapter 4 where he manages to fight off two fully grown stallions for a significant period of time with nothing more than claws and adrenaline. Granted they were kidnapping him. As Shock put it:
I tell you, if you tick off a dragon it doesn’t matter if it’s an adult or a baby, it will give your flank a spanking. |
- Twilight snapped at two Diamond Dogs in chapter 5
Twilight: I’m terribly sorry…I must have made that sound like a request. It wasn’t. Call one of your onithopters. |
- Then there's her little soiree with Zeitgeist and his small army. Curbs are involved.
- An evil but no less awesome one from Tirac
Plan B… |
- Which is then countered by, of all people, Spike. Best encapsulated in this little exchange
Tirac: Oh no! What’re you going to do with [the wrench]? Fix the plumbing? |
- And finally the ending of Twilight's light stroll
Twilight: Are you the one they call Gabbro? |
- The fic should have been called Don't Piss Off Twilight Sparkle
- And finally, what becomes of Gabbro after he regains control from Tirac. Gabbro may have been turned into a monster by Tirac, but in the end, seeing him take his destroyer down into death with him with Tirac groveling for his life was every kind of awesome.