Display title | Mummies At the Dinner Table |
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Article description: (description ) This attribute controls the content of the description and og:description elements. | So your precious child or Significant Other has tragically passed on to the next world. Well... so what? That doesn't mean you can't still enjoy their company in this one. Of course, people might think you're a bit strange if you dress your beloved's corpse in formal attire, tape a spaghetti fork to their hands and try to have a nice, one-sided conversation with them every evening over dinner, but they just wouldn't understand, not having suffered such a crushing loss themselves. Decomposition? What decomposition? Your loved one looks just as good as they did the day they... stopped moving for themselves and became less talkative. But they're still alive! Yes, they are. Anyone who tells you anything different is obviously confused, or jealous of your relationship. Yes... that's it... they're jealous, and they must be destroyed as soon as possible... before they're able to spread any...nasty rumors about you... |