Mundane Utility/Quotes
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"I find it a little insulting that the two of you decided to create an entire army of look-alike robots to replace G.U.N. while we were being used as babysitters!"
—Metal Sonic, Two Evil Scientists
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Leonard: Why are you smashing a flash-frozen banana? |
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Kiva: Oh, let me put all the processing power of this technological marvel to work adding up your change! |
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Aperture Science Engineer: man-sized ad hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain
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I don't know what's funnier. That goofy look on Superboy's face, or the fact that the best use Martha Kent can think of to do with her super powers is house keeping... |
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You have a time machine and you use it for ... watching television?
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Bobbi Anderson: It's like inventing a perpetual motion machine so your little kid won't pester you any more about changing the batteries in his toy car!
—Stephen King, The Tommyknockers
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