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* "I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days out of the month. ''You got a problem with that?!''"
* "I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days out of the month. ''You got a problem with that?!''"
{{quote| '''Everyone''': "No!"}}
{{quote|'''Everyone''': "No!"}}
* '''*FWOOSH*''' "Excuse me!"
* '''*FWOOSH*''' "Excuse me!"
* When Mr. Furious tries to bail out during the [[Power Walk]].
* When Mr. Furious tries to bail out during the [[Power Walk]].
* About the lack of villains:
* About the lack of villains:
{{quote| '''Vic''': Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain. And thanks to you, we've got none left.<br />
{{quote|'''Vic''': Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain. And thanks to you, we've got none left.
'''Captain Amazing''': Then get... the... Death Man!<br />
'''Captain Amazing''': Then get... the... Death Man!
'''Vic''': Death Man is dead.<br />
'''Vic''': Death Man is dead.
'''Captain Amazing''': Okay — Father Doom.<br />
'''Captain Amazing''': Okay — Father Doom.
'''Vic''': Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair —<br />
'''Vic''': Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair —
'''Captain Amazing''': Really? }}
'''Captain Amazing''': Really? }}
* Anything the Sphinx says.
* Anything the Sphinx says.
* "What do you mean 'we'? I was standing right over here."
* "What do you mean 'we'? I was standing right over here."
** "...I don't think he's gonna pull through."
** "...I don't think he's gonna pull through."
* [[Mystery Men (Film)/Funny|Crowning Moment of Funny]]: See [[Wax On, Wax Off]] on the main page.
* [[Mystery Men/Funny|Crowning Moment of Funny]]: See [[Wax On, Wax Off]] on the main page.
* The superhero tryout scene.
* The superhero tryout scene.
* Michael Bay's sole line: "Dude....can we bring the brewskis?"
* Michael Bay's sole line: "Dude....can we bring the brewskis?"
* Mr. Furious injuring himself in the process of starting his motorcycle.
* Mr. Furious injuring himself in the process of starting his motorcycle.
{{quote| '''Mr. Furious''': ...Testicles...rising...
{{quote|'''Mr. Furious''': ...Testicles...rising...
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Latest revision as of 21:05, 7 August 2014


  • "I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days out of the month. You got a problem with that?!"

Everyone: "No!"

  • *FWOOSH* "Excuse me!"
  • When Mr. Furious tries to bail out during the Power Walk.
  • About the lack of villains:

Vic: Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain. And thanks to you, we've got none left.
Captain Amazing: Then get... the... Death Man!
Vic: Death Man is dead.
Captain Amazing: Okay — Father Doom.
Vic: Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair —
Captain Amazing: Really?

  • Anything the Sphinx says.
  • "What do you mean 'we'? I was standing right over here."
    • "...I don't think he's gonna pull through."
  • Crowning Moment of Funny: See Wax On, Wax Off on the main page.
  • The superhero tryout scene.
  • Michael Bay's sole line: "Dude....can we bring the brewskis?"
  • Mr. Furious injuring himself in the process of starting his motorcycle.

Mr. Furious: ...Testicles...rising...